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After The Ravens 20-10 Win In Los Angeles Last Night, It Was Pretty Clear Who The Man Of The Match Was…

November 27, 2023November 27, 2023 Griffin Bass alien, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Chargers, Chargers-Ravens, Clowney, Cristiano Ronald, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, Jadaveon Clowney, Jadeveon, Jadeveon Clowney, Keaton, Keaton Mitchell, Kyle Hamilton, Kyle Hamilton alien, LA Chargers, Los Angeles Chargers, Man Of The Match, Mark Andrews, Mike Macdonald, NBC, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ravens win, Ravens-Chargers, Ronaldo, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, SNF, SNF on NBC, Sunday Night Football, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise after their SNF win last night…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around As Ravens Step Up In Mark Andrews’ Absence On Thursday Night Football

November 17, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Bengals Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Bengals, Franki Valli, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, Lamar Jackson, Marcus Williams, Mark Andrews, Mekari, Mike Macdonald, Nelson Agholor, OBJ, Odafe Oweh, Odell Beckham, Odell Beckham Jr, Patrick Mekari, Pats On The Ass, Prime Video, Ravens, Ravens Bengals, Ronald Darby, Slaps to the Helmet, Super Bowl, Thursday Night Football, TNF, TNF on Prime, Todd Monken

Glenn, Stan ‘The Fan’ and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the 5 Ravens most deserving of praise after their primetime win over the Bengals

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The Ravens Blow Another 2nd Half Lead… So Where Do We Point The Most Blame?

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Glenn and Griffin dish out their Slaps to the Helmet for the Ravens most deserving of blame in their 33-31 loss to the Browns.

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Who Deserves The Most Praise After The Ravens Win In The Dessert? Michael Pierce Headlines The Group…

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Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass for the five Ravens most deserving praise in Arizona.

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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Dominant Win Over The Lions? There’s More Than Enough To Go Around…

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In which we dish out our Week 7 “Pats On The Ass…”

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Justin Madubuike And Lamar Jackson Stand Out, Who Else Is Most Deserving Of Praise For Ravens’ Win Over Titans In London?

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In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Titans…

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Who Deserves Most Blame For The Ravens’ Loss To The Steelers? You Won’t Believe (Or Sadly, Maybe You Will) Who Tops Griffin’s List

October 9, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Clowney, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Lewis, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Lamar Jackson, Linderbaum, London, Marcu Williams, Marcus Williams, Marlon, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Week 5, Pats On The Ass, Pittsbugh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Steelers, Stephens, Tyler Linderbaum, Week 5

Glenn and Griffin share their Slaps To The Helmet after the Ravens loss to the Steelers.

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Who Deserves The Most Criticism For The Ravens’ Performance In The Loss To The Colts? This Actually Was A Little More Difficult To Suss Out

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In which we dish out our Slaps To The Helmet for the Week 3 loss..

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Roquan Smith, Zay Flowers Stand Out In Ravens Win That Is Overshadowed By Injuries

September 11, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Houston Texans, Kevin Zeitler, Odafe Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ronald Darby, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Texans, Tyler Linderbaum, Zay Flowers

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Texans…

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What Ravens Deserve The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Regular Season? Who Deserves The Most Scorn (Besides Greg Roman Anyway)?

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In which we dish out our Pats and Slaps for the entire 2022 Ravens regular season…

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