We Know Where Most Of The Blame For The Ravens Tumultuous Season Lies, But What About The Positives?
Glenn and Griffin go over Ravens season as a whole dishing out both Pats on the Ass and Slaps to the Helmet following the 2025 campaign.
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Derrick Henry Single-Handedly Keeps Ravens Postseason Hopes Alive… Others Contributed, We Swear
Glenn and Griffin go over a big Ravens win in Green Bay with Pats on the Ass as we recognize the five best performers from the win… unfortunately we couldn’t make Derrick Henry every single one.
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Ravens Defense Dominates The Day In Cincinnati And Puts Ravens Right Back Into the AFC North Picture, But Who Had The Best Game?
Glenn & Griffin recap a shutout Ravens win of the Cincinnati Bengals by recognizing the 5 best performers of the game with Pats on the Ass!
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Dre’Mont Jones, Jordan Stout Stand Out Most As Ravens Make It Five Straight Wins
Glenn and Griffin recap Sunday’s Ravens win over the Jets, another game won by the Defense and Special Teams, so let’s dish out some Pats on the Ass!
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Ravens Secure Road Win In Cleveland, While Defense Dominates–Led By DPOY Candidate Kyle Hamilton
Glenn and Griffin recap a Ravens victory, going on the road and this time defeating the Cleveland Browns, dishing out some Pats on the Ass!
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Defense Leads The Way As Ravens Make It Three In A Row, No One Having A Better Day Than Travis Jones In Win Over Vikings
Glenn and Griffin celebrate a Ravens win over the Vikings as we recap the action and go over the top performers of the day, dishing out some Ass Pats!
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Lamar Jackson Returned, And In The Ravens Win Over The Dolphins, He Was The Best Player On The Field
Glenn, Griffin and Stan The Fan! come together to hand out some Ass Pats after another Ravens win, this one down in Miami on TNF!
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Ravens Bye Week Analysis: Nothing Is Good, Everything Is Bad
With the Ravens on bye, Glenn and Griffin decided to look back at the first 6 games of the season determine who was most impactful on their 1-5 start.
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Was Roquan Smith The Best Player On The Field In Yesterday’s Demolition Of The Browns? How Far Up The List Should Lamar Jackson Be?
Ravens defeated the Browns 41-17 on Sunday so Glenn and Griffin recap the win, highlighting the best performances from the game!
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Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry Obviously Deserve Most Praise For Full Season But Which Ravens Deserve The Most Scorn?
Glenn and Griffin share the Ravens most deserving of praise and scorn for the 2024 season…
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