Tough Day For Ravens Safeties, Who Else Deserves Most Blame For Ravens’ Loss? Let’s Dish Out Some Slaps To The Helmet…

Glenn and Griffin go over a frustrating Ravens loss to New Orleans with Helmet Slaps, highlighting who deserves the most blame for the loss.

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Zay Flowers Breaks Out, Henry Does Henry Things, Who Else Stood Out As Ravens Begin The Jesse Minter Era?

Glenn and Griffin go over a big Ravens Week 1 win in Indianapolis with Pats on the Ass as we recognize the five best performers from Sunday’s game.

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We Know Where Most Of The Blame For The Ravens Tumultuous Season Lies, But What About The Positives?

Glenn and Griffin go over Ravens season as a whole dishing out both Pats on the Ass and Slaps to the Helmet following the 2025 campaign.

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Derrick Henry Was A Battering Ram, That Was The Story Of The Game, Folks

Glenn and Griffin recap what they deem the ‘Five Plays That Told Story of Saturday’s Game’, a win in Green Bay over the Packers to keep their playoff hopes alive into Week 18.

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Derrick Henry Single-Handedly Keeps Ravens Postseason Hopes Alive… Others Contributed, We Swear

Glenn and Griffin go over a big Ravens win in Green Bay with Pats on the Ass as we recognize the five best performers from the win… unfortunately we couldn’t make Derrick Henry every single one.

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Nate Wiggins Sets The Tone With Pick Six In Biggest Play Of Saturday’s Game As Ravens Clinch AFC North Title

Glenn and Griffin share their takes on the Five Plays that told the story of the Ravens recent win over the Browns…

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Derrick Henry, Lamar Jackson And Even Michael Pierce Stand Out Among Ravens Deserving Praise For AFC North-Clinching Win

Glenn and Griffin share their Ass Pats for the five Ravens most deserving of praise following Saturday’s win over the Browns!

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“MV3” And Zay Flowers Of Course, But Who Else Was Most Deserving Of Praise In Ravens’ Throttling Of Broncos?

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise after Sunday’s win vs Denver…

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