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Lots Of Options To Choose From But Rutschman, Kremer Stand Out Among Orioles As We Go “Three Up And Three Down” After 6-1 Week

May 6, 2024 Griffin Bass Adley, Adley Rutschman, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Cedric Mullins, Colton Cowser, Craig Kimbrel, Dean Kremer, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jacob Webb, John Means, Kimbrel, Kremer, Michael Baumann, O's, Orioles, orioles Three Down, Orioles three up, Pats On The Ass, Reds, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Up Three-Down, Yankees

Glenn and Griffin identify their best and worst performing Birds of the week…

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Jordan Westburg And Jackson Holliday Stand Out For Different Reasons After Orioles’ 5-1 Week

April 22, 2024April 22, 2024 Griffin Bass 3-Down, 3-Up, Albert Suarez, Angels, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Cedric Mullins, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jackson Holliday, Jordan Westburg, Keegan Akin, Kimbrel, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Royals, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down, Twins, Walk Offs, Yohan Ramirez

Glenn and Griffin go Three Up and Three Down as they look back at the Orioles’ sweep of the Twins & series win vs. the Royals…

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“The Milk Man” Leads The Way As We Go Three Up And Three Down After A 4-2 Week For The Orioles

April 15, 2024April 15, 2024 Griffin Bass 3 up 3 down, Akin, Anthony Santander, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Burnes, Cole Irvin, Colton Cowser, Corbin Burnes, Cowser, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Irvin, Jordan Westburg, Keegan Akin, Kimbrel, Milk Man, Moo Man, Moooo, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Up Three-Down, Tony, Tony Taters, Tyler Wells, Wells, Westburg

Glenn and Griffin give out their ‘Three Up and Three Down’ for the Orioles after going 4-2 during the week against the Red Sox and Brewers

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Corbin Burnes Stands Out Positively And Thankfully Not Too Much Negative For Orioles To Start The Season

April 1, 2024 Griffin Bass 3-Down, 3-Up, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Burnes, Corbin Burnes, Dillon Tate, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, grayson, Grayson Rodriguez, grayson rodriugez, Griffin Bass, Gunnar, Gunnar Henderson, Jackson Holliday, Jorge Mateo, MLB, O's, Opening Day, Opening Weekend, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Ramon Urias, Ravens, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down, Tyler Wells

Glenn and Griffin go “Three Up And Three Down” for the first time this year…

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Who Deserves Most Blame For The Ravens In Their AFC Championship Game Loss To The Chiefs?

January 29, 2024February 6, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC Championship, Arthur Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Championship Weekend, Chiefs, Clowney, Flowers, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Fields, Kansas City, Kansas City Chiefs, KC Chiefs, Kelce, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Mahomes, Man Of The Match, Monken, NFL, NFL picks, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Super Bowl, Todd Monken, Travis Kelce, Van Noy, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin share their Slaps to the Helmet for the five Ravens most deserving of blame…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around, But We All Know Who The Star Is As Ravens Topple The Texans And Punch Their Ticket To The AFC Championship

January 22, 2024January 22, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC Championship, Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Chiefs, CJ Stroud, Clowney, Devin Singletary, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Houston, Houston Texans, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Madubuike, Kansas City Chiefs, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Macdonald, Madubuike, Maulet, Mike Macdonald, Monken, MVP, NFC Championship, NFL, NFL Divisional Round, NFL MVP, NFL picks, NFL Playoffs, Patrick Mahomes, Pats On The Ass, Playoff Picks, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Stanley, Super Bowl, Texans, Todd Monken

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to Lamar Jackson and all the other Ravens most deserving of praise in Saturday’s playoff win…

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Obviously Lamar Tops The List, But Who Else Deserves Most Praise For The Ravens’ Massive Win Over The Dolphins?

January 2, 2024 Griffin Bass #1 Seed, AFC, AFC Playoffs, Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Baltimroe, Ben Cleveland, Brandon Stephens, Cleveland, College Football Playoff, Cowboys, Dolphins, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Isaiah Likely, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Lions, Marlon Humphrey, Maulet, Miami, Miami Dolphins, MVP, NFL, NFL MVP, NFL Playoffs, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ray, Ray Lewis, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

The Ravens clinched the #1 seed in the AFC, meaning it’s time to dish out some Pats On The Ass after their BIG win over the Dolphins…

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Too Much Praise To Go Around After Ravens Dismantling of 49ers

December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Griffin Bass 49ers, Andrew Stetka, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brent Urban, Christmas, Christmas Night, Creed, Ed Reed, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, Holiday Weekend, Isaiah Likely, Jeremy Conn, John Harbaugh, Ken Zalis, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Man Of The Match, Marlon Humphrey, Mike Macdonald, MNF, Monday Night Football, MVP, NFL, NFL MVP, NFL picks, Niners, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, San Francisco, Scott Stapp, SF, Slaps to the Helmet, Tim Barbalace, Two Pats On The ASs, Xmas, Xmas Pats

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats On The Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise in their Christmas Night victory over the Niners…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around After Sunday Night’s Win In Jackson-ville, Leaving No Doubt In The ‘Man Of The Match’

December 18, 2023 Griffin Bass AFC, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Calvin Ridley, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Isaiah Likely, Jackson, Jackson-ville, Jacksonville, Jaguars, Justin Madubuike, Keaton Mitchell, Kevin Zeitler, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, Lamar MVP, Madubuike, Man Of The Match, MVP Lamar, NFL, NFL Lamar, NFL MVP, NFL picks, NFL Weekend, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Ass Pats to the five Ravens most deserving of praise for their SNF win in Duval County…

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Plenty Of Praise For Ravens After Dramatic OT Win vs Rams Led By Lamar Jackson And The Unlikely Heroics Of Tylan Wallace

December 11, 2023January 4, 2024 Griffin Bass Agholor, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Creed, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Irish Punishment, Jeremy Conn, Justin Madubuike, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Kyren Williams, LA Rams, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Los Angeles, Man Of The Match, Mark Andrews, Matthew Stafford, Nelson Agholor, NFL, NFL Officiating, NFL OT, OBJ, Odell Beckham Jr., Pats On The Ass, Rams, Rams Football, Roquan Smith, Scott Stapp, Slaps to the Helmet, Stafford, Travis Jones, Tylan, Tylan Wallace, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass following the Ravens thrilling OT victory over the Rams on Sunday…

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