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We Know Where Most Of The Blame For The Ravens Tumultuous Season Lies, But What About The Positives?

January 12, 2026January 12, 2026 Griffin Bass AFC North, AFC Playoffs, Andrew Vorhees, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Cleveland Browns, college football, Daniel Faalele, Derrick Henry, DPOY, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Hamilton, Harbaugh, Henry, Isaiah Likely, John Harbaugh, Jordan Stout, King Henry, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Lambeau Field, Malaki Starks, Marlon Humphrey, Mike Green, NFL, NFL Week 15, Pat Ricard, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Ricard, Roquan Smith, Shedeur Sanders, Slaps to the Helmet, Snoop, Snoop Huntley, Steelers, Travis Jones, Trenton Simpson, Tyler Huntley, Tyler Linderbaum, Tyler Loop, Zach Orr

Glenn and Griffin go over Ravens season as a whole dishing out both Pats on the Ass and Slaps to the Helmet following the 2025 campaign.

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Obviously The Kicker, But Who Else Deserves Most Blame For Ravens’ Season Ending Loss?

January 5, 2026January 6, 2026 Griffin Bass AFC North, Andrew Vorhees, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, college football, Derrick Henry, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Keaton Mitchell, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Loop, Malaki Starks, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rasheen Ali, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Steelers, Tyler Loop

Glenn and Griffin recap what evidently becomes the Ravens final game of the season, a loss in Pittsburgh, so we’ll go over who to place the blame on.

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Another Two-Score Lead Lost In Baltimore And We All Know Where The Buck Stops But Who Else Deserves Blame?

December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 Griffin Bass AFC North, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Burrow, college football, Derrick Henry, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Keaton Mitchell, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Malaki Starks, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Slaps to the Helmet, Tavius Robinson, Tyler Huntley, Tyler Loop, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin recap another Ravens home loss after a disappointing result against the Patriots, leaving playoff hopes on life support, and we know where the blame lies

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Daniel Faalele And A Lack Of Pass Rush Clearly Cost Ravens Against Steelers Sunday, But Who Else Deserves Blame?

December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Griffin Bass Aaron Rodgers, AFC North, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Burrow, Chris Horton, college football, Daniel Faalele, Dre'Mont Jones, Faalele, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Marlon Humphrey, Mike Green, Monken, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Slaps to the Helmet, Steelers, Todd Monken

Glenn and Griffin recap another AFC North loss at home after falling to the Steelers with Slaps to the Helmet for the five players (or Coach) most deserving of scorn.

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With Three Turnovers, Lamar Jackson An Easy Choice To Top Slaps List For Thanksgiving Night. Who Else Makes The List?

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Griffin Bass Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Burrow, college football, Daniel Faalele, DPOY, Dre'Mont Jones, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Hamilton, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, Isaiah Likely, Ja'Marr Chase, joe burrow, John Harbaugh, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Malaki Starks, Marlon Humphrey, Monken, NFL, NFL Week 13, Pat Ricard, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Roger Rosengarten, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Thanksgiving, Todd Monken

Glenn and Griffin recap the Thanksgiving night debacle in the only fashion we know how: Slaps to the Helmet for the five players (or Coach) most deserving of scorn.

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Lamar Jackson Returned, And In The Ravens Win Over The Dolphins, He Was The Best Player On The Field

October 31, 2025 Griffin Bass Alohi Gilman, Andrew Vorhees, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Derrick Henry, Dolphins, Football, GCR, GCR Picks, George Godsley, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, John Harbaugh, Jordan Stout, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, Malaki Starks, Miami Dolphins, Mike Green, Nate Wiggins, NFL, Pat Ricard, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Snoop Huntley, Teddye Buchanan, Thursday Night Football, TNF, Trenton Simpson, Tyler Huntley, Zach Orr, Zachary Orr, Zay Flowers

Glenn, Griffin and Stan The Fan! come together to hand out some Ass Pats after another Ravens win, this one down in Miami on TNF!

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Ravens Win! Defense Stands Out Positively, But Individually, Who Was The Best?

October 27, 2025October 29, 2025 Griffin Bass Andrew Vorhees, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bears, Caleb Williams, Chicago, Chicago Bears, Cooper Rush, DJ Moore, Football, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Kyle Hamilton, Malaki Starks, Mike Green, Nate Wiggins, NFL, Pat Ricard, Ravens, Rome Odunze, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Snoop Huntley, Trenton Simpson, Tyler Huntley, Zach Orr, Zachary Orr, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin put together a pleasant list of Ravens performers after a 30-16 win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday in the return of Pats on the Ass!

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Ravens Bye Week Analysis: Nothing Is Good, Everything Is Bad

October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Griffin Bass Andrew Vorhees, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Cooper Rush, Daniel Faalele, Derrick Henry, Football, GCR, GCR Picks, George Warhop, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, Jaire Alexander, Jake Hummel, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Kyle Hamilton, Kyle Hmailton, LA Rams, Lamar Jackson, Malaki Starks, Mike Green, Nate Wiggins, NFL, NFL Week 7, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Slaps to the Helmet, Teddye Buchanan, Travis Jones, Trenton Simpson, Zach Orr, Zachary Orr, Zay Flowers

With the Ravens on bye, Glenn and Griffin decided to look back at the first 6 games of the season determine who was most impactful on their 1-5 start.

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Zay Flowers’ Fumbles And Penalties Deserve All The Blame For Ravens 17-3 Defeat Hosting The LA Rams

October 13, 2025October 13, 2025 Griffin Bass Andrew Vorhees, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Cooper Rush, Football, GCR, GCR Picks, George Warhop, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, LA Rams, Malaki Starks, Mike Green, NFL, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Trenton Simpson, Zach Orr, Zachary Orr, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin breakdown the worst performances in yet another Ravens loss at home, this time at the hands of the LA Rams, a 17-3 defeat.

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Offensive Line, Defense And Just About Every Facet Of The Ravens Fail To Show Up In Another Embarrassing Home Loss

October 6, 2025 Griffin Bass Andrew Vorhees, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Daniel Faalele, Faalele, Football, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, NFL, Odafe Oweh, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Tyler Linderbaum, Zach Orr, Zachary Orr

Glenn and Griffin breakdown the worst performances in yet another embarrassing Ravens loss at home, this time to the Texans.

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