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The Usual Suspects-Lamar Jackson & Derrick Henry-Plus Roger Rosengarten(!) Headline Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise In Wild Card Win

January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Griffin Bass ADW, Ar'Darius Washingotn, Ar'Darius Washington, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Broderick Washington, Derrick Henry, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Isaiah Likely, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Madubuike, Minkah Fitzpatrick, Nnamdi Madubuike, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Pat Freiermuth, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roger Rosengarten, Russell Wilson, TJ Watt, Watt, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin share their five Ravens most deserving of praise following Saturday’s 28-14 Wild Card win over the Steelers.

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Derrick Henry, Lamar Jackson And Even Michael Pierce Stand Out Among Ravens Deserving Praise For AFC North-Clinching Win

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 Griffin Bass AFC, AFC North, AFC North Champions, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bateman, Board, Browns, Chris Board, Cleveland Browns, College Football Picks, Derrick Henry, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Henry, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Madubuike, Michael Pierce, MVP, Nate Wiggins, NFL picks, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Pats On The Ass, picks, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Zay, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin share their Ass Pats for the five Ravens most deserving of praise following Saturday’s win over the Browns!

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Lamar Jackson’s MVP Candidacy Grows In Christmas Day Win Plus Zach Orr Makes His First Ever Pats Appearance After Texans Win

December 26, 2024January 6, 2025 Griffin Bass ADW, Ar, Ar'Darius Washington, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Beyonce, CJ Stroud, Derrick Henry, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Houston, Houston Texans, Kyle Hamilton, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Madubuike, Nnamdi Madubuike, Odafe Oweh, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ravens Defense, Roger Rosengarten, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Texans, Zach Orr

Glenn and Griffin run down their five Ravens most deserving of praising following a stress-free 31-2 win over the Texans on Christmas Day in Pats on the Ass…

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Sure, Lamar Jackson And His 5 TDs But Also Nate Wiggins & Ar’Darius Washington Among Ravens Who Most Stood Out In Win Over Giants

December 16, 2024December 16, 2024 Griffin Bass ADW, Ar'Darius Washington, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bateman, East Rutherford, GCR, Giants, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jersey, Justice Hill, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Malik Nabers, Mark Andrews, Michael Pierce, Nate Wiggins, New Jersey, New York, New York Giants, NFL picks, NYG, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Pats On The Ass, Picks Recap, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Tez Walker, Wiggins, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise following a stress-free win over the Giants…

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Lamar Jackson And Derrick Henry Standing Out Most Positively, Marcus Williams Among Those On The Other Side At The Midseason(ish) Point

November 12, 2024November 12, 2024 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore Ravens, Bateman, Brandon Stephens, Derrick Henry, Football, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Justin Tucker, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Linderbaum, Madubuike, Marcus Williams, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, Nnamdi Madubuike, Patrick Mekari, Pats On The Ass, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Stephens, Todd Monken, Zach Orr, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin share their five Ravens who will receive Pats on the Ass and Slaps to the Helmet at the mid-way point of the season.

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“MV3” And Zay Flowers Of Course, But Who Else Was Most Deserving Of Praise In Ravens’ Throttling Of Broncos?

November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bo Nix, Broncos, CFB, CFB Picks, College Football Picks, Denver, Denver Broncos, Derrick Henry, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Henry, King Henry, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, Lamar Jackson MVP, Mike Golic Jr., MV3, MVP, NFL, NFL picks, NFL Week 9, Pats, Pats On The Ass, picks, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps, T-Rob, Tavius Robinson, Trenton Simpson, Tyreek Hill, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise after Sunday’s win vs Denver…

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Lamar Jackson, Zay Flowers And Plenty Others Stand Out In Ravens’ Win Over Commanders

October 14, 2024 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Commanders, Daniel Faalele, Derrick Henry, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jayden Daniels, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, NFL, NFL picks, NFL Week 6, Nnamdi Madubuike, Pats On The Ass, picks, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Terry McLaurin, Travis Jones, Tyler Linderbaum, Washington, Washington Commanders, Yannick Ngakoue, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out Ass Pats after the Ravens win over the Commanders, plus they recap the weekend in the GCR Picks Contest

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Lamar Continues To Dazzle Us And Justin Tucker Is Justin Tucker Again Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise In Win Over Bengals

October 7, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC North, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Birds, Charlie Kolar, Cincinnati Bengals, Football, Football Picks, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Justin Madubuike, Justin Tucker, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Madubuike, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Week 5, Nnamdi Madubuike, Pats On The Ass, Picks Recap, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Slaps to the Helmet

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass for the five Ravens most deserving of praise following Sunday’s dramatic win in Cincinnati…

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Who Deserves The Most Blame For The Ravens’ Loss To The Chiefs? The O-Line And, Yeah, The Head Coach Stand Out

September 6, 2024 Griffin Bass 4th and 3, AFC Championship, AFC Championship Game, Andy Reid, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Birds, Chiefs, Chris Jones, Daniel Faalele, David Ojabo, Eric DeCosta, Fire Harbaugh, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, Isaiah Likely, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Refs, KC, KC Chiefs, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Malik Harrison, Marcus Williams, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Kickoff, NFL Refs, Patrick Mahomes, Pats On The Ass, Rashee Rice, Ravens, Refs, Roger Rosengarten, Ronnie Stanley, Rosengarten, Slap To The Helmet, Stan Charles, Stan The Fan, Stan The Fan Charles, Super Bowl, Thursday Night Football, Xavier Worthy, Zach Orr

Glenn, Griffin and Stan ‘The Fan’ dished out their Slaps to the Helmet for the five Ravens most deserving of scorn and blame for their loss in KC Thursday night…

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Bats Stand Out Positively, Pitching Not As Much As We Go “Three Up And Three Down” For Orioles’ Week Against Yankees And Astros

June 24, 2024 Griffin Bass 3 up 3 down, Albert Suarez, Aldey Rutschman, Anthony Santander, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Big Al, Birds, Cedric Mullins, Cole Irvin, Colon Irvin, Colton Cowser, Cowser, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Gunnar, Gunnar Henderson, Helmet Slaps, Jacob Webb, MLB, Mullins, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Ryan O'Hearn, Slaps to the Helmet, Sweep, three up and three down, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down

Glenn and Griffin went three up and three down after a 2-4 week for the birds ending with a disappointing sweep in Houston…

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