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Linebackers, Huntley Stand Out Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Blame From Steelers Loss

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In which we dish out our “Slaps To The Helmet…”

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Roquan Smith, Gus Edwards Carry Ravens To A Chilly Victory As A Playoff Berth Is Clinched

December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve Game, Duke's Mayo, Duke's Mayo Bath, Duke's Mayo Bowl, Falcons, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, JK Dobbins, Kyle Hamilton, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, Mayo Bath, Morgan Moses, NFL picks, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

In which we dish our our “Pats On The Ass” for a the Week 16 win…

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Greg Roman and Tyler Huntley Stand Out Most Among Ravens Deserving Of Scorn After A Woeful Performance In Cleveland

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In which we dish out our Slaps to The Helmet for the Ravens’ loss to the Browns…

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Roquan Smith, Rushing Attack Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise For Win Over Steelers

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In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for the Week 14 matchup…

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Roquan Smith, Tyler Huntley Lead The Way As The Ravens Sneak By The Broncos

December 5, 2022December 5, 2022 Griffin Bass AFC North, American Flag Thong, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Broncos, Denver Broncos, Devin Duvernay, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Jackson DeVille, Jaguars Mascot, Kenyan Drake, Kevon Seymour, Lamar Jackson, Marlon Humphrey, Pats On The Ass, Picks Contest, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Snoop, Snoop Huntley, Tyler Huntley

In which we dish out our Broncos/Ravens “Pats On The Ass…”

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Marcus Peters Stands Out Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Criticism For Loss To Jaguars

November 28, 2022 Griffin Bass Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Demarcus Robinson, Devin Duvernay, Duvernay, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Gus Edwards, Jacksonville, Jacksonville Jaguars, Jags, Jaguars, Lamar Jackson, Marcus Peters, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Ravens, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet

In which we dish out our Ravens/Jaguars “Slaps To The Helmet…”

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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Performance In Their Win Over The Panthers?

November 21, 2022 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Calais, Calais Campbell, Carolina Panthers, College Football Picks, Demarcus Robinson, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Jason Pierre-Paul, JPP, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, NFL picks, Panthers, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, picks, Queen, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

Here are your Carolina/Baltimore “Pats On The Ass…”

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Which Ravens Are Most Deserving Of Praise And Scorn For The First Half Of The Season? Let’s Go Over Our Midway 2022 Pats And Slaps

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Here at Glenn Clark Radio, we always reflect on the Baltimore Ravens game in a more jovial manner.  In retrospect,

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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Win Over The Saints? Well, Besides Justin Houston Anyway

November 8, 2022 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, ESPN, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Justin Houston, Kenyan Drake, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Marlon Humphrey, Mayo and Mint Apple Jelly Sandwich, Mayo Sandwich, Mint Apple Jelly, Mint Apple Jelly Sandwich, MNF, MNF on ESPN, Monday Night Football, New Orleans, New Orleans Saints, Pats To The Ass, Ravens, Ravens-Saints, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Saints, Saints-Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet

Here at Glenn Clark Radio, we always reflect on the Baltimore Ravens game in a more jovial manner.  In retrospect,

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Gus Edwards, Defense, CONTROVERSY Stand Out During This Week’s “Pats On The Ass” Plus Enjoy Griffin Chugging 7Up And Milk

October 24, 2022 Griffin Bass 7up, 7up and milk, Ass Pats, Baltimore Ravens, Browns, Calais Campbell, Cleveland Browns, Devin Duvernay, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, Jordan Stout, Justin Houston, Lamar Jackson, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, picks, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet

Who deserves praise for the Ravens’ win over the Browns?

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