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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Dominant Win Over The Lions? There’s More Than Enough To Go Around…

October 23, 2023October 24, 2023 Griffin Bass Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Clowney, Detroit Lions, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, Jared Goff, Justin Madubuike, Kerby Joseph, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Lamar MVP, Man Of The Match, Mark Andrews, Mike Macdonald, MVP, MVP Lamar, Pats On The Ass, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Todd Monken

In which we dish out our Week 7 “Pats On The Ass…”

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Justin Madubuike And Lamar Jackson Stand Out, Who Else Is Most Deserving Of Praise For Ravens’ Win Over Titans In London?

October 16, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Clowney, Derrick Henry, EDC, Eric DeCosta, Flowers, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Jadaveon Clowney, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Madubuike, Justin Tucker, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, London, Madubuike, Malik Willis, Man Of The Match, NFL, NFL picks, Pats On The Ass, Rashod Bateman, Ryan Tannehill, Slaps to the Helmet, Tannehill, Tennessee, Tennessee Titans, Titans, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Tucker, Van Noy, Zay, Zay Flowers

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Titans…

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Who Deserves Most Blame For The Ravens’ Loss To The Steelers? You Won’t Believe (Or Sadly, Maybe You Will) Who Tops Griffin’s List

October 9, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Clowney, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Lewis, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Lamar Jackson, Linderbaum, London, Marcu Williams, Marcus Williams, Marlon, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Week 5, Pats On The Ass, Pittsbugh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Steelers, Stephens, Tyler Linderbaum, Week 5

Glenn and Griffin share their Slaps To The Helmet after the Ravens loss to the Steelers.

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Roquan Smith, Zay Flowers Stand Out In Ravens Win That Is Overshadowed By Injuries

September 11, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Houston Texans, Kevin Zeitler, Odafe Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ronald Darby, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Texans, Tyler Linderbaum, Zay Flowers

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Texans…

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What Ravens Deserve The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Regular Season? Who Deserves The Most Scorn (Besides Greg Roman Anyway)?

January 9, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Browns, CFB Picks, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Demarcus Robinson, Fire Greg Roman, Fire Roman, GCR, GCR Pats, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, GCR Slaps, Georgia Bulldogs, Georgia Football, Georgia-TCU, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, James Proche, JK Dobbins, Justin Tucker, Kevin Zeitler, Lamar Jackson, Marcus Peters, Marcus Williams, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, National Championship Picks, NFL picks, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Pay Lamar Jackson, Pork and Beans Popsicle, Ravens, Ravens MVP, Ravens OC, Ravens Offensive Coordinator, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet, TCU Football, TCU Horned Frogs, TCU-Georgia, Tyler Huntley, Tyler Linderbaum

In which we dish out our Pats and Slaps for the entire 2022 Ravens regular season…

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Linebackers, Huntley Stand Out Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Blame From Steelers Loss

January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Bengals-Bills, Bills, Bills-Bengals, Bowser, Brandon Stephens, Broderick Washington, CFP Picks, College Football Picks, Fire Greg Roman, Football Picks, garlic juice, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Joe D'Alessandris, Kevin Garnett, Marlon Humphrey, MNF, Monday Night Football, Morgan Moses, Mouthwash, Mouthwash Garlic Juice, NFL picks, Odafe, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Ravens, Ravens OL, Ravens OL Coach, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet, SNF, Snoop, Snoop Huntley, Steelers, Sunday Night Football, TJ Watt, Tyler Huntley, Tyus Bowser, Watt

In which we dish out our “Slaps To The Helmet…”

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Roquan Smith, Gus Edwards Carry Ravens To A Chilly Victory As A Playoff Berth Is Clinched

December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve Game, Duke's Mayo, Duke's Mayo Bath, Duke's Mayo Bowl, Falcons, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, JK Dobbins, Kyle Hamilton, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, Mayo Bath, Morgan Moses, NFL picks, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

In which we dish our our “Pats On The Ass” for a the Week 16 win…

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Greg Roman and Tyler Huntley Stand Out Most Among Ravens Deserving Of Scorn After A Woeful Performance In Cleveland

December 19, 2022 Griffin Bass Andrew Stetka, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Browns, Browns-Ravens, Carson Waire, Cleveland, Cleveland Browns, Demarcus Robinson, Donovan Peoples-Jones, DPJ, Eggnog, Fire Roman, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, Justin Houston, NFL picks, Odafe Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Peoples-Jones, Queen, Queen Sucks, Ravens, Ravens-Browns, Roman, Slaps to the Helmet, Stetka Worm, Tyler Huntley, Worm, Worm Burger

In which we dish out our Slaps to The Helmet for the Ravens’ loss to the Browns…

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Roquan Smith, Rushing Attack Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise For Win Over Steelers

December 12, 2022December 12, 2022 Griffin Bass American Flag Speedo, Army Navy Game, Army/Navy Game, Ass Pats, ATS, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Broderick Washington, Calais, Calais Campbell, Carson Waire, Carson Weekly, Dobbins, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, Jaguars Mascot, JK, JK Dobbins, Justin Tucker, Ken Zalis, Linderbaum, Morgan Moses, NFL picks, NFL Week 14, NFL Week 14 Results, Pats, Pats On The Ass, picks against the spread, Picks ATS, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Ravens, Ravens-Steelers, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan, Roquan Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet, Stanley Ravens, Steelers, Steelers-Ravens, Tapeworm Shot, Tyler Linderbaum, Week 14

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for the Week 14 matchup…

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Roquan Smith, Tyler Huntley Lead The Way As The Ravens Sneak By The Broncos

December 5, 2022December 5, 2022 Griffin Bass AFC North, American Flag Thong, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Broncos, Denver Broncos, Devin Duvernay, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Jackson DeVille, Jaguars Mascot, Kenyan Drake, Kevon Seymour, Lamar Jackson, Marlon Humphrey, Pats On The Ass, Picks Contest, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Snoop, Snoop Huntley, Tyler Huntley

In which we dish out our Broncos/Ravens “Pats On The Ass…”

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