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Justin Madubuike And Lamar Jackson Stand Out, Who Else Is Most Deserving Of Praise For Ravens’ Win Over Titans In London?

October 16, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Clowney, Derrick Henry, EDC, Eric DeCosta, Flowers, Football, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Jadaveon Clowney, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Madubuike, Justin Tucker, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, London, Madubuike, Malik Willis, Man Of The Match, NFL, NFL picks, Pats On The Ass, Rashod Bateman, Ryan Tannehill, Slaps to the Helmet, Tannehill, Tennessee, Tennessee Titans, Titans, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Tucker, Van Noy, Zay, Zay Flowers

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Titans…

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Who Deserves Most Blame For The Ravens’ Loss To The Steelers? You Won’t Believe (Or Sadly, Maybe You Will) Who Tops Griffin’s List

October 9, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Clowney, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Lewis, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Lamar Jackson, Linderbaum, London, Marcu Williams, Marcus Williams, Marlon, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Week 5, Pats On The Ass, Pittsbugh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Steelers, Stephens, Tyler Linderbaum, Week 5

Glenn and Griffin share their Slaps To The Helmet after the Ravens loss to the Steelers.

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Lamar Jackson, Mark Andrews Stand Out Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise For Performance In Win Over Browns

October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Griffin Bass Arthur Maulet, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Browns, Cleveland, Cleveland Browns, Clowney, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Jadaveon Clowney, Jordan Stout, Lamar Jackson, Mark Andrews, Maulet, Patrick Queen, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Stout

In which we dish out our Week 4 “Pats On The Ass”…

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Who Deserves The Most Criticism For The Ravens’ Performance In The Loss To The Colts? This Actually Was A Little More Difficult To Suss Out

September 25, 2023September 25, 2023 Griffin Bass Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Colts, Colts-Ravens, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Indianapolis Colts, Isaiah Likely, Jeremiah Moon, John Harbaugh, Justin Tucker, Kenyan Drake, Lamar Jackson, NFL, NFL Week 3, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ravens-Colts, Slaps to the Helmet, Week 3

In which we dish out our Slaps To The Helmet for the Week 3 loss..

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Geno Stone Makes The Biggest Play And Lamar Jackson Makes The Biggest Impact In Ravens’ Win Over Bengals…Right?

September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Glenn Clark AFC, AFC North, Agholor, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Bengals, Cincy, Clowney, GCR, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Griffin Bass, Jadaveon Clowney, Lamar Jackson, Mekari, Monken, Mustipher, Nelson Agholor, Pat Mekari, Patrick Mekari, Patrick Queen, Pats, Pats On The Ass, picks, Ravens, Sam Mustipher, Todd Monken

In which we dish out our Ravens/Bengals “Pats On The Ass…”

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Roquan Smith, Zay Flowers Stand Out In Ravens Win That Is Overshadowed By Injuries

September 11, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Houston Texans, Kevin Zeitler, Odafe Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ronald Darby, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Texans, Tyler Linderbaum, Zay Flowers

In which we dish out our “Pats On The Ass” for Ravens/Texans…

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What Ravens Deserve The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Regular Season? Who Deserves The Most Scorn (Besides Greg Roman Anyway)?

January 9, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Browns, CFB Picks, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Demarcus Robinson, Fire Greg Roman, Fire Roman, GCR, GCR Pats, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, GCR Slaps, Georgia Bulldogs, Georgia Football, Georgia-TCU, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, James Proche, JK Dobbins, Justin Tucker, Kevin Zeitler, Lamar Jackson, Marcus Peters, Marcus Williams, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, National Championship Picks, NFL picks, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Pay Lamar Jackson, Pork and Beans Popsicle, Ravens, Ravens MVP, Ravens OC, Ravens Offensive Coordinator, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet, TCU Football, TCU Horned Frogs, TCU-Georgia, Tyler Huntley, Tyler Linderbaum

In which we dish out our Pats and Slaps for the entire 2022 Ravens regular season…

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Linebackers, Huntley Stand Out Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Blame From Steelers Loss

January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Bengals-Bills, Bills, Bills-Bengals, Bowser, Brandon Stephens, Broderick Washington, CFP Picks, College Football Picks, Fire Greg Roman, Football Picks, garlic juice, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Joe D'Alessandris, Kevin Garnett, Marlon Humphrey, MNF, Monday Night Football, Morgan Moses, Mouthwash, Mouthwash Garlic Juice, NFL picks, Odafe, Odafe Oweh, Oweh, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Ravens, Ravens OL, Ravens OL Coach, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps, Slaps to the Helmet, SNF, Snoop, Snoop Huntley, Steelers, Sunday Night Football, TJ Watt, Tyler Huntley, Tyus Bowser, Watt

In which we dish out our “Slaps To The Helmet…”

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Roquan Smith, Gus Edwards Carry Ravens To A Chilly Victory As A Playoff Berth Is Clinched

December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve Game, Duke's Mayo, Duke's Mayo Bath, Duke's Mayo Bowl, Falcons, Football Picks, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gus Edwards, Helmet Slaps, JK Dobbins, Kyle Hamilton, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, Mayo Bath, Morgan Moses, NFL picks, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

In which we dish our our “Pats On The Ass” for a the Week 16 win…

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Greg Roman and Tyler Huntley Stand Out Most Among Ravens Deserving Of Scorn After A Woeful Performance In Cleveland

December 19, 2022 Griffin Bass Andrew Stetka, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Browns, Browns-Ravens, Carson Waire, Cleveland, Cleveland Browns, Demarcus Robinson, Donovan Peoples-Jones, DPJ, Eggnog, Fire Roman, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Griffin Bass, Helmet Slaps, Justin Houston, NFL picks, Odafe Oweh, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Peoples-Jones, Queen, Queen Sucks, Ravens, Ravens-Browns, Roman, Slaps to the Helmet, Stetka Worm, Tyler Huntley, Worm, Worm Burger

In which we dish out our Slaps to The Helmet for the Ravens’ loss to the Browns…

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