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Too Much Praise To Go Around After Ravens Dismantling of 49ers

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Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats On The Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise in their Christmas Night victory over the Niners…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around After Sunday Night’s Win In Jackson-ville, Leaving No Doubt In The ‘Man Of The Match’

December 18, 2023 Griffin Bass AFC, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Calvin Ridley, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Isaiah Likely, Jackson, Jackson-ville, Jacksonville, Jaguars, Justin Madubuike, Keaton Mitchell, Kevin Zeitler, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, Lamar MVP, Madubuike, Man Of The Match, MVP Lamar, NFL, NFL Lamar, NFL MVP, NFL picks, NFL Weekend, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Ass Pats to the five Ravens most deserving of praise for their SNF win in Duval County…

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Plenty Of Praise For Ravens After Dramatic OT Win vs Rams Led By Lamar Jackson And The Unlikely Heroics Of Tylan Wallace

December 11, 2023January 4, 2024 Griffin Bass Agholor, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Creed, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Irish Punishment, Jeremy Conn, Justin Madubuike, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Kyren Williams, LA Rams, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Los Angeles, Man Of The Match, Mark Andrews, Matthew Stafford, Nelson Agholor, NFL, NFL Officiating, NFL OT, OBJ, Odell Beckham Jr., Pats On The Ass, Rams, Rams Football, Roquan Smith, Scott Stapp, Slaps to the Helmet, Stafford, Travis Jones, Tylan, Tylan Wallace, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass following the Ravens thrilling OT victory over the Rams on Sunday…

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Who Deserves The Most Praise And Scorn For The Ravens Up To Their Bye Week?

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With the Ravens on bye, GCR decided to dish out some season-long Pats on the Ass and Slaps to the Helmet…

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After The Ravens 20-10 Win In Los Angeles Last Night, It Was Pretty Clear Who The Man Of The Match Was…

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Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the five Ravens most deserving of praise after their SNF win last night…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around As Ravens Step Up In Mark Andrews’ Absence On Thursday Night Football

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Glenn, Stan ‘The Fan’ and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to the 5 Ravens most deserving of praise after their primetime win over the Bengals

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The Ravens Blow Another 2nd Half Lead… So Where Do We Point The Most Blame?

November 13, 2023 Griffin Bass AFC North, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Broderick Washington, Browns, Cedric Tillman, CFB, Cleveland, Cleveland Browns, college football, David Njoku, Deshaun Watson, GCR, GCR Picks Contest, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Myles Garrett, NFL Week 10, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Picks Contest, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Slaps to the Helmet, Terps, Todd Monken, Za'Darius Smith, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Slaps to the Helmet for the Ravens most deserving of blame in their 33-31 loss to the Browns.

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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Performance Against The Seahawks? We Have LOTS Of Options This Week…

November 6, 2023November 13, 2023 Glenn Clark Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Chell, GCR, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Humphrey, Keaton Mitchell, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Linderbaum, Macdonald, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, Mike Macdonald, Pats, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ryan Chell, Seahawks, Seattle, Seattle Seahawks, Tyler Linderbaum, Van Noy

In which we dished out our “Pats On The Ass” for the Ravens’ Week 9 win over Seattle…

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Who Deserves The Most Praise After The Ravens Win In The Dessert? Michael Pierce Headlines The Group…

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Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass for the five Ravens most deserving praise in Arizona.

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Who Deserves The Most Praise For The Ravens’ Dominant Win Over The Lions? There’s More Than Enough To Go Around…

October 23, 2023October 24, 2023 Griffin Bass Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Clowney, Detroit Lions, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, Jared Goff, Justin Madubuike, Kerby Joseph, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Lamar MVP, Man Of The Match, Mark Andrews, Mike Macdonald, MVP, MVP Lamar, Pats On The Ass, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Todd Monken

In which we dish out our Week 7 “Pats On The Ass…”

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