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Bats Stand Out Positively, Pitching Not As Much As We Go “Three Up And Three Down” For Orioles’ Week Against Yankees And Astros

June 24, 2024 Griffin Bass 3 up 3 down, Albert Suarez, Aldey Rutschman, Anthony Santander, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Big Al, Birds, Cedric Mullins, Cole Irvin, Colon Irvin, Colton Cowser, Cowser, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Gunnar, Gunnar Henderson, Helmet Slaps, Jacob Webb, MLB, Mullins, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Ryan O'Hearn, Slaps to the Helmet, Sweep, three up and three down, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down

Glenn and Griffin went three up and three down after a 2-4 week for the birds ending with a disappointing sweep in Houston…

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Santander And A Few Starting Pitchers Stand Out For Positive Reasons During Orioles’ 5-2 Week

June 17, 2024 Griffin Bass Adley, Adley Rutschman, Anthony Santander, Atlanta, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Braves, Bryan Baker, Bryce Harper, Burnes, Cade Povich, Cionel Perez, Cole Irvin, Corbin Burnes, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, grayson, Grayson Rodriguez, Gunnar, Gunnar Henderson, Kyle Schwarber, MLB, O's, Pats On The Ass, Phillies, Povich, Rays, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, three up and three down, Three-Up Three-Down, Tony Taters

Glenn and Griffin go Three Up and Three Down ranking their top performing and bottom performing Orioles of the week…

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Jordan Westburg And Cedric Mullins Stand Out For Different Reasons Amidst Orioles’ 3-2 Week

May 13, 2024May 13, 2024 Griffin Bass Adley, Adley Rutschman, Arizona Diamondbacks, Austin Hays, Baltimore Orioles, Birds, Cedric Mullins, Cole Irvin, Colton Cowser, Corbin Burnes, Craig Kimbrel, DBacks, Dean Kremer, Diamondbacks, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gunnar Henderson, Heston Kjerstad, Jackson Holliday, Jordan Westerburg, Mullins, Nats, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Rutschman, Ryan McKenna, Slaps to the Helmet, three up and three down, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down, Washington Nationals, Westburg, Yennier, Yennier Cano

Glenn and Griffin go Three Up and Three Down and rank their top three and bottom three performing Orioles of the week

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Lots Of Options To Choose From But Rutschman, Kremer Stand Out Among Orioles As We Go “Three Up And Three Down” After 6-1 Week

May 6, 2024 Griffin Bass Adley, Adley Rutschman, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Cedric Mullins, Colton Cowser, Craig Kimbrel, Dean Kremer, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jacob Webb, John Means, Kimbrel, Kremer, Michael Baumann, O's, Orioles, orioles Three Down, Orioles three up, Pats On The Ass, Reds, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Up Three-Down, Yankees

Glenn and Griffin identify their best and worst performing Birds of the week…

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Jordan Westburg And Jackson Holliday Stand Out For Different Reasons After Orioles’ 5-1 Week

April 22, 2024April 22, 2024 Griffin Bass 3-Down, 3-Up, Albert Suarez, Angels, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Cedric Mullins, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jackson Holliday, Jordan Westburg, Keegan Akin, Kimbrel, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Royals, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down, Twins, Walk Offs, Yohan Ramirez

Glenn and Griffin go Three Up and Three Down as they look back at the Orioles’ sweep of the Twins & series win vs. the Royals…

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“The Milk Man” Leads The Way As We Go Three Up And Three Down After A 4-2 Week For The Orioles

April 15, 2024April 15, 2024 Griffin Bass 3 up 3 down, Akin, Anthony Santander, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Burnes, Cole Irvin, Colton Cowser, Corbin Burnes, Cowser, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Irvin, Jordan Westburg, Keegan Akin, Kimbrel, Milk Man, Moo Man, Moooo, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Up Three-Down, Tony, Tony Taters, Tyler Wells, Wells, Westburg

Glenn and Griffin give out their ‘Three Up and Three Down’ for the Orioles after going 4-2 during the week against the Red Sox and Brewers

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Corbin Burnes Stands Out Positively And Thankfully Not Too Much Negative For Orioles To Start The Season

April 1, 2024 Griffin Bass 3-Down, 3-Up, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Burnes, Corbin Burnes, Dillon Tate, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, grayson, Grayson Rodriguez, grayson rodriugez, Griffin Bass, Gunnar, Gunnar Henderson, Jackson Holliday, Jorge Mateo, MLB, O's, Opening Day, Opening Weekend, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Ramon Urias, Ravens, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Three-Down, Three-Up, Three-Up Three-Down, Tyler Wells

Glenn and Griffin go “Three Up And Three Down” for the first time this year…

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Who Deserves Most Blame For The Ravens In Their AFC Championship Game Loss To The Chiefs?

January 29, 2024February 6, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC Championship, Arthur Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Brandon Stephens, Championship Weekend, Chiefs, Clowney, Flowers, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Greg Roman, Helmet Slaps, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Fields, Kansas City, Kansas City Chiefs, KC Chiefs, Kelce, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Mahomes, Man Of The Match, Monken, NFL, NFL picks, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Queen, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Slaps to the Helmet, Super Bowl, Todd Monken, Travis Kelce, Van Noy, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin share their Slaps to the Helmet for the five Ravens most deserving of blame…

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Plenty Of Praise To Go Around, But We All Know Who The Star Is As Ravens Topple The Texans And Punch Their Ticket To The AFC Championship

January 22, 2024January 22, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC Championship, Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Chiefs, CJ Stroud, Clowney, Devin Singletary, GCR, GCR Picks, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Houston, Houston Texans, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Madubuike, Kansas City Chiefs, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Macdonald, Madubuike, Maulet, Mike Macdonald, Monken, MVP, NFC Championship, NFL, NFL Divisional Round, NFL MVP, NFL picks, NFL Playoffs, Patrick Mahomes, Pats On The Ass, Playoff Picks, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet, Stanley, Super Bowl, Texans, Todd Monken

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass to Lamar Jackson and all the other Ravens most deserving of praise in Saturday’s playoff win…

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Obviously Lamar Tops The List, But Who Else Deserves Most Praise For The Ravens’ Massive Win Over The Dolphins?

January 2, 2024 Griffin Bass #1 Seed, AFC, AFC Playoffs, Arthur Maulet, Artie Maulet, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Baltimroe, Ben Cleveland, Brandon Stephens, Cleveland, College Football Playoff, Cowboys, Dolphins, GCR, GCR Picks, GCR Picks Contest, Geno Stone, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Isaiah Likely, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Lions, Marlon Humphrey, Maulet, Miami, Miami Dolphins, MVP, NFL, NFL MVP, NFL Playoffs, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Ray, Ray Lewis, Roquan, Roquan Smith, Slaps to the Helmet

The Ravens clinched the #1 seed in the AFC, meaning it’s time to dish out some Pats On The Ass after their BIG win over the Dolphins…

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