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Lamar Jackson And His Five Touchdowns Are The Easy Top Choice But Who Else Deserves Praise For The MNF Win Over The Buccaneers?

October 22, 2024 Griffin Bass Baker Mayfield, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bateman, Buccaneers, Bucs, Derrick Henry, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jackson 5, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Marlon Humphrey, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, NFL Week 7, Pats On The Ass, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Slaps to the Helmet, Tampa, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass after the Ravens 41-31 MNF win over the Bucs in Tampa…

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Lamar Jackson, Zay Flowers And Plenty Others Stand Out In Ravens’ Win Over Commanders

October 14, 2024 Griffin Bass Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Commanders, Daniel Faalele, Derrick Henry, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Jayden Daniels, Kyle Hamilton, Lamar Jackson, NFL, NFL picks, NFL Week 6, Nnamdi Madubuike, Pats On The Ass, picks, Rashod Bateman, Ravens, Terry McLaurin, Travis Jones, Tyler Linderbaum, Washington, Washington Commanders, Yannick Ngakoue, Zay Flowers

Glenn and Griffin dish out Ass Pats after the Ravens win over the Commanders, plus they recap the weekend in the GCR Picks Contest

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Lamar Continues To Dazzle Us And Justin Tucker Is Justin Tucker Again Among Ravens Most Deserving Of Praise In Win Over Bengals

October 7, 2024 Griffin Bass AFC North, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bengals, Birds, Charlie Kolar, Cincinnati Bengals, Football, Football Picks, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, John Harbaugh, Justin Madubuike, Justin Tucker, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, Madubuike, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Week 5, Nnamdi Madubuike, Pats On The Ass, Picks Recap, Ravens, Ronnie Stanley, Slaps to the Helmet

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass for the five Ravens most deserving of praise following Sunday’s dramatic win in Cincinnati…

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Ravens Running Backs (And Fullback!) Stand Out Significantly In Blowout Win Over Bills

September 30, 2024 Griffin Bass Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Bills, Buffalo Bills, college football, Dalton Kincaid, Derrick Henry, Faalele, Football, Fortnite, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Helmet Slaps, Josh Allen, Justice Hill, King Henry, KVN, Kyle Hamilton, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar, Lamar Jackson, NFL, NFL picks, NFL Week 4, Pat Ricard, Patrick Ricard, Pats On The Ass, picks, Ravens, Ricard, Roger Rosengarten, Rosengarten, Slaps to the Helmet, SNF, Sunday Night Football, Travis Jones

Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats on the Ass as they analyze the Ravens beat down of the Bills on Sunday Night Football…

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Who Deserves The Most Blame For The Ravens’ Loss To The Chiefs? The O-Line And, Yeah, The Head Coach Stand Out

September 6, 2024 Griffin Bass 4th and 3, AFC Championship, AFC Championship Game, Andy Reid, Ass Pats, Baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, Birds, Chiefs, Chris Jones, Daniel Faalele, David Ojabo, Eric DeCosta, Fire Harbaugh, Football, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Harbaugh, Helmet Slaps, Isaiah Likely, John Harbaugh, Justice Hill, Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Refs, KC, KC Chiefs, KVN, Kyle Van Noy, Lamar Jackson, Likely, Malik Harrison, Marcus Williams, Mark Andrews, Marlon Humphrey, NFL, NFL Kickoff, NFL Refs, Patrick Mahomes, Pats On The Ass, Rashee Rice, Ravens, Refs, Roger Rosengarten, Ronnie Stanley, Rosengarten, Slap To The Helmet, Stan Charles, Stan The Fan, Stan The Fan Charles, Super Bowl, Thursday Night Football, Xavier Worthy, Zach Orr

Glenn, Griffin and Stan ‘The Fan’ dished out their Slaps to the Helmet for the five Ravens most deserving of scorn and blame for their loss in KC Thursday night…

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Gunnar Henderson’s Power And Albert Suarez’s Stunning Dominance Stand Out Positively, Other Pitchers Not So Much This Week

August 19, 2024August 19, 2024 Griffin Bass Albert Suarez, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Big Al, Big Albert Suarez, Birds, Cade Povich, Corbin Burnes, Costas Inn, Craig Kimbrel, Dean Kremer, DFA, DFA Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Gunnar Henderson, MLB, O's, Orioles, Pats On The Ass, Ravens, Seranthony Dominguez, Slaps on the Helmet, three up and three down, Three-Up Three-Down, Trevor Rogers, Zach Eflin

Glenn and Griffin go three up and three down, just as the Orioles did this week, with a focus on pitching, namely Craig Kimbrel

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Colton Cowser Stands Out Positively But Rough Week For Many O’s Including Kimbrel, Suarez And Even Gunnar Henderson

July 29, 2024August 5, 2024 Glenn Clark 3 Up & 3 Down, 3 up 3 down, 3 Up And 3 Down, Andrew Heaney, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Birds, Cionel Perez, Corbin Burnes, Corey Seager, Dean Kremer, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Jorge Mateo, Kremer, Mateo, MLB, MLB Trade Deadline, Mountcastle, O's, Orioles, Orioles Baseball, Pats On The Ass, Ryan Mountcastle, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Taters, Three Up & Three Down, three up and three down, Three-Down, Three-Up, Tony Taters, Trade Deadline

Glenn and Griffin share their top and bottom three Orioles from a 2-4 week against the Marlins & Padres…

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Tony Taters Mashes To Lead The Way For The Orioles In Short Week In Texas

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Griffin Bass 3 up 3 down, Andrew Heaney, Anthony Santander, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Birds, Cionel Perez, Corbin Burnes, Corey Seager, Dean Kremer, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Jorge Mateo, Kremer, Mateo, MLB, MLB Trade Deadline, Mountcastle, O's, Orioles, Orioles Baseball, Pats On The Ass, Ryan Mountcastle, Santander, Slaps to the Helmet, Taters, three up and three down, Three-Down, Three-Up, Tony Taters, Trade Deadline

Glenn and Griffin share their top and bottom three Orioles of the week after taking two of three from the Rangers in Arlington this past weekend…

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Rodriguez, Henderson Among Those Standing Out Positively, Povich Stands Out Negatively In Orioles’ 4-2 Week

July 7, 2024July 12, 2024 Glenn Clark 3 up 3 down, 3 Up And 3 Down, Adley Rutschman, Akin, As, Ass Slaps, Athletics, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Birds, Cade Povich, Cedric Mullins, Cole Irvin, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Griffin Bass, Gunnar Henderson, Helmet Slaps, Henderson, Irvin, Jacob Webb, Keegan Akin, Kimbrel, Mariners, MLB, Ms, Mullins, O's, Oakland, Oakland Athletics, Orioles, Orioles Baseball, Pats On The Ass, Povich, Ravens, Rutschman, Seattle, Seattle Mariners, Slaps to the Helmet, three up and three down, Three-Up Three-Down, Webb, Yennier Cano

Glenn and Griffin go ‘Three Up and Three Down’ highlighting their top performers and lowest performers of the week…

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Suarez, Kjerstad Stand Out For Positive Reasons, Cole Irvin Unfortunately On The Other Side Of Orioles’ 4-3 Week

July 1, 2024July 3, 2024 Griffin Bass 2023 ALDS, 3 up 3 down, Albert Suarez, ALDS, Ass Slaps, Baltimore, Baltimore Orioles, Baseball, Big Al, Big Al Suarez, Birds, Cedric Mullins, Cleveland, Coby Mayo, Cole Irvin, Corbin Burnes, Craig Kimbrel, GCR, Glenn Clark, Glenn Clark Radio, Grayson Rodriguez, Guardians, Gunnar Henderson, Helmet Slaps, Heston Kjerstad, Houston, Kimbrel, Kjerstad, Kjid, MLB, O's, Orioles, Orioles Baseball, Pats On The Ass, Ramon Urias, Rangers, Ravens, Silent J, Slaps to the Helmet, Texas, Texas Rangers, three up and three down, Three-Up Three-Down, Yennier Cano

Glenn and Griffin go ‘Three Up and Three Down’ highlighting their top performers and lowest performers of the week…

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