You know the drill by now, but if you’re new, here at Glenn Clark Radio, we always try to reflect on the most recent Ravens game in a more convivial manner. In retrospect, we like to choose five players on the team who — depending on the outcome of the game — deserve a Pat On The Ass or Slap To The Helmet.
The rules are simple: pick two players on defense, two players on offense, and one “wild card” (an offensive player, defensive player, special teamer or coach) who stuck out from the pack.
We’re all well aware now, the Ravens dropped 41 on the Bucs down in Tampa on MNF last night, so that means we have some Ass Pats to hand out.
They will count down in sequential order before we name the ultimate prize — Two Pats on the Ass. That one player who one single Pat just wouldn’t sit right.
Without further adieu:
Glenn’s Pats on the Ass:
5. S Kyle Hamilton
Difficult night to add a second defensive player but Hamilton remained imposing, offering thumping hits and being generally involved.
4. RB Derrick Henry
I honestly feel terrible having to leave Ronnie Stanley off the list but Henry authored perhaps the single most pedestrian 182 total yards of offense game of all time.
3. WR Rashod Bateman
Few guys I’ve been happier for than Bateman. Incredible to see it all come together this year.
2. CB Marlon Humphrey
The first pick was the biggest play of the game. The second was massive as well.
1. QB Lamar Jackson (two pats)
He’s good.
Griffin’s Pats on the Ass:
5. Safety Kyle Hamilton
No one else really stuck out, and he’s the only guy that is locked in for every single play, easy choice here.
4. WR Rashod Bateman
Who said Lamar and Bate aren’t on the same page? Career day for 7.
3. CB Marlon Humphrey
Only played a half and made what would be two of the biggest plays of the game. Hopefully he’s okay, seems to be the only guy on defense that is capable of catching the ball at the moment.
2. LT Ronnie Stanley
This. What a career resurgence.
1. QB Lamar Jackson (two pats)
Call it the ‘Lamar Jackson Pats on the Ass List’… As many touchdowns as incompletions. Unfair.
The guys recapped the week in ‘Picks’ as well on Monday, here is a look at the updated table:
You can listen as Glenn and Griffin dish out their Pats here:
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