You should know the drill by now, but if you’re new, here at Glenn Clark Radio, we always try to reflect on the most recent Ravens game in a more convivial manner. In retrospect, we like to choose five players on the team who — depending on the outcome of the game — deserve a Pat On The Ass or Slap To The Helmet.
The rules are simple: pick two players on defense, two players on offense, and one “wild card” (an offensive player, defensive player, special teamer or coach) who stuck out from the pack.
As we all know, the Ravens made short work of the previously undefeated Buffalo Bills with a 35-10 win on primetime, as a result, we have some Ass Pats to hand out.
They will count down in sequential order before we name the ultimate prize — Two Pats on the Ass. That one player who one single Pat just wouldn’t sit right.
Without further adieu:
Glenn’s Pats on the Ass:
5. RB Justice Hill
I feel bad that this means I have to leave Lamar Jackson, Zach Orr and Roger Rosengarten off the list but, like, what a difference maker Justice Hill has proven to be.
4. Safety Kyle Hamilton
Just looking a lot more like Kyle Hamilton the last couple of weeks.
3. FB/TE Patrick Ricard
Complete force multiplier. An absolute monster who also stole a football away from two other humans in the endzone.
2. EDGE Kyle Van Noy
I keep coming back to the word “heroic.” What he’s done since the orbital injury is so truly amazing.
1. RB Derrick Henry (two pats)
He’s different.
Griffin’s Pats on the Ass:
5. QB Lamar Jackson
Pretty modest game as far as Lamar Jackson games go. Only 150 pass yards? Yawn.
4. Safety Kyle Hamilton
Setting the tone from the second play of the game with the play on Kincaid behind the LOS, damn he looked good.
3. FB/TE Patrick Ricard
Blocking his tail off. He made all the plays. Glad they’re using him more, because good things are happening when he’s on the field.
2. OLB Kyle Van Noy
A couple sacks, plenty of pressures, biggest play of the game from the defensive side of the ball, just another day at the office for KVN.
1. RB Derrick Henry (two pats)
Ha ha! We have Derrick Henry and you don’t! *Griffin does Fortnite take the L dance*
The guys also recapped the week in ‘Picks’ as well, here is the updated table:
You can listen as the boys dish out their Pats and recap the weekend in College Football and NFL by clicking the player below:
