Here at Glenn Clark Radio, we always reflect on the Baltimore Ravens game in a more jovial manner. In retrospect, we like to choose five players on the team who — depending on the outcome of the game — deserve a Pat On The Ass or Slap To The Helmet.
The rules are simple: pick two players on defense, two players on offense, and one “wild card” (an offensive player, defensive player, special teamer or coach) who stuck out from the pack.
As you all are surely aware, the Ravens beat the Browns in thrilling fashion in Week 14, and as a result, we have some Ass Pats to hand out.
They will count down in sequential order before we name the ultimate prize — Two Pats on the Ass. That one player who one single Pat just wouldn’t sit right.
Without further ado:
Glenn’s Pats on the Ass, Week 14:
5. Linebacker Chris Board
It was very difficult to include a second defensive player on this list, but based on expectations being lower for Board, his solid contributions were quite pleasant.
4. Running Back Gus Edwards
Much like last week, I’d love to split this between Edwards and J.K. Dobbins.
If you chose Dobbins, I’m fine with that.
3. Linebacker Tyus Bowser
What a freaking play. I mean, that was TRULY incredible.
2. Kicker Justin Tucker
There is just nothing else to say.
1. Quarterback Lamar Jackson (two pats)
As Bradley Bozeman told us, he “came down from heaven” to save the season.
Kyle’s Pats on the Ass, Week 14:
5. Marlon Humphrey
Forcing two fumbles deserves some credit in a game where defensive praise was hard to come by.
4. Tyus Bowser
He made a truly great play on his interception, and it has now become a bit of a theme for him in coverage this season.
3. Gus Edwards
He has been nothing short of outstanding the past few weeks, as he has routinely ripped of chunk gains in the complementary role to Lamar Jackson in the Ravens ground game.
2. Justin Tucker
Simply the best at what he does, and it’s not even a little bit close.
1. Lamar Jackson
As Glenn often says, the same that I wrote about Justin Tucker for No. 2 applies to Lamar Jackson when he runs the football. He also made one of the biggest throws in franchise history in one of the craziest games ever. Unreal.
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