During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread. Plus, the addition of Jeremy Conn, who is throwing his name in the hat as of last week, with the belief that he can catch our current losers and avoid being the ultimate loser.
The loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but close to it, the loser will be punished and in honor of Navy opening up the football season in Ireland, their punishment will be Irish-themed. The loser will eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee – Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as sing Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.
Without further adieu, here is the slate for NFL Week 17 and the final stretch of College Football:
Auburn Tigers vs Maryland Terrapins, Saturday Dec. 30, 2:00 p.m., ABC [LINE: AUB -6.5] – TransPerfect Music City Bowl from Nashville, TN
Glenn: Maryland, Griffin: Auburn, Paul: Auburn, Kyle: Auburn, Proctor: Auburn, Ken: Auburn, John: Maryland, Nick: Auburn, Ryan: Auburn, Andrew: Maryland, Jeremy: Auburn
No. 4 Alabama Crimson Tide vs No. 1 Michigan Wolverines, Monday Jan. 1, 5:00 p.m., ESPN [LINE: MICH -2.0] – Rose Bowl from Pasadena, CA
Glenn: Alabama, Griffin: Alabama, Paul: Michigan, Kyle: Michigan, Proctor: Michigan, Ken: Alabama, John: Alabama, Nick: Michigan, Ryan: Alabama, Andrew: Michigan, Jeremy: Michigan
No. 3 Texas Longhorns vs No. 2 Washington Huskies, Monday Jan. 1, 8:45 p.m., ESPN [LINE: TEX -4.0] – Allstate Sugar Bowl from New Orleans, LA
Glenn: Washington, Griffin: Washington, Paul: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Proctor: Washington, Ken: Texas, John: Washington, Nick: Washington, Ryan: Washington, Andrew: Texas, Jeremy: Texas
Detroit Lions @ Dallas Cowboys, Saturday Dec. 30, 8:15 p.m., ABC/ESPN [LINE: DAL -6.0]
Glenn: Lions, Griffin: Lions, Paul: Cowboys, Kyle: Lions, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, John: Lions, Nick: Lions, Ryan: Lions, Andrew: Cowboys, Jeremy: Cowboys
Las Vegas Raiders @ Indianapolis Colts, Sunday Dec. 31, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: IND -3.5]
Glenn: Raiders, Griffin: Raiders, Paul: Raiders, Kyle: Raiders, Proctor: Raiders, Ken: Raiders, John: Raiders, Nick: Raiders, Ryan: Raiders, Andrew: Colts, Jeremy: Colts,
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Seattle Seahawks, Sunday Dec. 31, 4:05 p.m., FOX [LINE: SEA -3.5]
Glenn: Steelers, Griffin: Seahawks, Paul: Seahawks, Kyle: Steelers, Proctor: Seahawks, Ken: Seahawks, John: Seahawks, Nick: Steelers, Ryan: Seahawks, Andrew: Steelers, Jeremy: Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals @ Kansas City Chiefs, Sunday Dec. 31, 4:25 p.m., CBS [LINE: KC -7.0]
Glenn: Chiefs, Griffin: Bengals, Paul: Bengals, Kyle: Bengals, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Bengals, John: Chiefs, Nick: Bengals, Ryan: Bengals, Andrew: Chiefs, Jeremy: Chiefs
Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Dec. 31, 8:20 p.m., NBC [LINE: MIN -2.0]
Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Vikings, Paul: Packers, Kyle: Vikings, Proctor: Packers, Ken: Packers, John: Vikings, Nick: Packers, Ryan: Packers, Andrew: Vikings, Jeremy: Packers
Miami Dolphins @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Dec. 31, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: BAL -3.0]
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Dolphins, Paul: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, John: Ravens, Nick: Dolphins, Ryan: Ravens, Andrew: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens
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To watch as Ken, Glenn and Griffin make their picks, click play below starting at the 1:25:00 mark:
To listen, play here:
And here’s a look at the updated standings with this week’s slate:
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