During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread. Plus, the addition of Jeremy Conn, who is throwing his name in the hat as of last week, with the belief that he can catch our current losers and avoid being the ultimate loser.
The loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but close to it, the loser will be punished and in honor of Navy opening up the football season in Ireland, their punishment will be Irish-themed. The loser will eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee – Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as sing Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.
Without further adieu, here is the slate for NFL Week 5:
Maryland Terrapins @ No. 4 Ohio State Buckeyes, Saturday Oct. 7, 12:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: OSU -20.0]
Glenn: Ohio St, Griffin: Maryland, Paul: Maryland, Kyle: Maryland, Proctor: Ohio St, Ken: Ohio St, John: Ohio St, Nick: Maryland, Ryan: Maryland, Andrew: Maryland, Jeremy: Ohio St
No. 12 Oklahoma Sooners vs. No. 3 Texas Longhorns, Saturday Oct. 7, 12:00 p.m., ABC [LINE: TEX -6.5] (Red River Rivalry from the Cotton Bowl in Dallas)
Glenn: Texas, Griffin: Texas, Paul: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Proctor: Oklahoma, Ken: Texas, John: Texas, Nick: Oklahoma, Ryan: Texas, Andrew: Texas, Jeremy: Texas
No. 20 Kentucky Wildcats @ No. 1 Georgia Bulldogs, Saturday Oct. 7, 7:00 p.m., ESPN [LINE: UGA -14.5]
Glenn: Georgia, Griffin: Kentucky, Paul: Georgia, Kyle: Georgia, Proctor: Georgia, Ken: Georgia, John: Georgia, Nick: Georgia, Ryan: Georgia, Andrew: Kentucky, Jeremy: Georgia
Buffalo Bills vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, Sunday Oct. 8, 9:30 a.m., NFL Network [LINE: BUF -5.5] (from London, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium)
Glenn: Jaguars, Griffin: Bills, Paul: Jaguars, Kyle: Bills, Proctor: Jaguars, Ken: Jaguars, John: Jaguars, Nick: Bills, Ryan: Jaguars, Andrew: Bills, Jeremy: Jaguars
Philadelphia Eagles @ Las Angeles Rams, Sunday Oct. 1, 4:05 p.m., FOX [LINE: LAR +4.5]
Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Eagles, Paul: Eagles, Kyle: Eagles, Proctor: Eagles, Ken: Rams, John: Eagles, Nick: Eagles, Ryan: Eagles, Andrew: Rams, Jeremy: Rams
Cincinnati Bengals @ Arizona Cardinals, Sunday Oct. 8, 4:05 p.m., FOX [LINE: ARI +3.0]
Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Cardinals, Paul: Bengals, Kyle: Bengals, Proctor: Cardinals, Ken: Bengals, John: Bengals, Nick: Cardinals, Ryan: Cardinals, Andrew: Bengals, Jeremy: Bengals
Kansas City Chiefs @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Oct. 8, 4:25 p.m., CBS [LINE: MIN +4.0]
Glenn: Chiefs, Griffin: Chiefs, Paul: Vikings, Kyle: Chiefs, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Chiefs, John: Chiefs, Nick: Chiefs, Ryan: Chiefs, Andrew: Chiefs, Jeremy: Vikings
Dallas Cowboys @ San Francisco 49ers, Sunday Oct. 8, 8:20 p.m., NBC [LINE: SF -3.5]
Glenn: 49ers, Griffin: 49ers, Paul: 49ers, Kyle: Cowboys, Proctor: 49ers, Ken: 49ers, John: 49ers, Nick: 49ers, Ryan: 49ers, Andrew: Cowboys, Jeremy: Cowboys
Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers, Sunday Oct. 1, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: PIT +4.0]
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, John: Ravens, Nick: Ravens, Ryan: Steelers, Andrew: Steelers, Jeremy: Steelers
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You can watch the as the guys make their picks and hear their reasoning by clicking play below, starting at the 1:03:10 mark:
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And take a peak at the updated standings as well right here:
