During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread.
The loser at season’s end will be punished for his sins. In honor of Navy opening up the season in Ireland, the loser has to eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee — Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.
Without further adieu, here is the slate for NFL Week 1:
Charlotte 49ers @ Maryland Terrapins, Saturday Sept. 9, 7:30 p.m., NBC [LINE: UMD -24.5]
Glenn: Charlotte, Griffin: Charlotte, Paul: Maryland, Kyle: Maryland, Proctor: Maryland,Ken: Charlotte, John: Charlotte, Nick: Charlotte, Ryan: Maryland, Andrew: Charlotte
Nebraska Cornhuskers @ No. 22 Colorado Buffaloes, Saturday Sept. 9, 12:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: COLO -3.0]
Glenn: Colorado, Griffin: Colorado, Paul: Colorado, Kyle: Colorado, Proctor: Colorado, Ken: Colorado, John: Nebraska, Nick: Colorado, Ryan: Colorado, Andrew: Colorado
No. 11 Texas Longhorns @ No. 3 Alabama Crimson Tide, Saturday Sept. 9, 7:00 p.m., ESPN [LINE: BAMA -7.0]
Glenn: Alabama, Griffin: Alabama, Paul: Alabama, Kyle: Texas, Proctor: Alabama, Ken: Texas, John: Alabama, Nick: Alabama, Ryan: Texas, Andrew: Alabama
Detroit Lions @ Kansas City Chiefs, Thursday Sept. 7, 8:20 p.m., NBC [LINE: KC -4.5]
Glenn: Chiefs, Griffin: Lions, Paul: Lions, Kyle: Lions, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Lions, John: Chiefs, Nick: Chiefs, Ryan: Lions, Andrew: Chiefs
Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns, Sunday Sept. 10, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: CLE +2.5]
Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Bengals, Paul: Bengals, Kyle: Browns, Proctor: Bengals, Ken: Bengals, John: Browns, Nick: Browns, Ryan: Bengals, Andrew: Bengals
San Francisco 49ers @ Pittsburgh Steelers, Sunday Sept. 10, 1:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: PIT +2.5]
Glenn: Steelers, Griffin: Steelers, Paul: Steelers, Kyle: 49ers, Proctor: Steelers, Ken: 49ers, John: Steelers, Nick: Steelers, Ryan: 49ers, Andrew: Steelers
Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears, Sunday Sept. 10, 4:25 p.m., FOX [LINE: CHI -1.0]
Glenn: Bears, Griffin: Packers, Paul: Bears, Kyle: Bears, Proctor: Bears, Ken: Packers, John: Bears, Nick: Packers, Ryan: Packers, Andrew: Packers
Miami Dolphins @ Los Angeles Chargers, Sunday Sept. 10, 4:25 p.m., CBS [LINE: LAC -3.0]
Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Dolphins, Paul: Chargers, Kyle: Dolphins, Proctor: Dolphins, Ken: Dolphins, John: Dolphins, Nick: Dolphins, Ryan: Dolphins, Andrew: Dolphins
Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Sept. 10, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: BAL -10.0]
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, John: Ravens, Nick: Ravens, Ryan: Ravens, Andrew: Texans
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To listen to the segment and hear the guys rationale behind each pick, click below:
To watch, click play here, starting at 51:26
And here is a look at the updated standings:
