During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly (PhD!), John Keller (“John in Little Rock”) and former “Reality Check” Ryan Chell–choose the three most interesting games of the week’s football slate. 

The loser at season’s end will be punished for his sins. In honor of Navy opening up the season in Ireland, the loser has to eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis (which we acknowledge is Scottish but just wanted to do), and an Irish Coffee served Will Levis-style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance. They’ll also sing the late Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries. Oh, and the loser will be dressed as Notre Dame’s mascot.

Without further adieu, here is the Week 0 slate: 

Hawaii Rainbow Warriors @ Vanderbilt Commodores, Saturday Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m., SEC Network (LINE: Vandy -17.5)

Glenn: Vandy, Griffin: Vandy, Paul: Hawaii, Kyle: Hawaii, Proctor: Hawaii, Ken: Hawaii, John: Vandy, Nick: Vandy, Ryan: Vandy, Andrew: Hawaii

San Jose State Spartans @ No. 6 USC Trojans, Saturday Aug. 26, 8:00 p.m., PAC 12 Network (LINE: USC -30.5)

Glenn: SJSU, Griffin: USC, Paul: SJSU, Kyle: USC, Proctor: USC, Ken: SJSU, John: USC, Nick: USC, Ryan: USC, Andrew: SJSU

Navy Midshipmen vs. No. 13 Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Saturday Aug. 26, 2:30 p.m., NBC (LINE: ND -21) (From Dublin, Ireland)

Glenn: Notre Dame, Griffin: Notre Dame, Paul: Navy, Kyle: Navy, Proctor: Notre Dame, Ken: Notre Dame, John: Navy, Nick: Notre Dame, Ryan: Navy, Andrew: Navy

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You can listen to the guys make their picks and their rationale right here as Ken Zalis joined Glenn and Griffin in studio during Friday’s show: