During the 2022 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, and Ken Zalis, choose the nine most interesting football games that week, and make their picks against the spread. The loser at season’s end has to eat a worm burger while dressed as Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, including having your hair dyed…if you don’t have hair to dye, dye your beard (*hem* Stetka), and will have to both execute “The Worm” (Scotty 2 Hotty) but also take a Rikishi style stinkface.
Of course the winner and loser have been locked up, Glenn will win the contest, taking home a little bit of cash. Meanwhile, Andrew Stetka cemented himself as the loser and the “worm” after about the third week of the season.
We’re still going to have some fun for Super Bowl weekend by picking some fun props that you only see once a year for the big game.
Also on the line, one final side-bet before the end of the season. Participating will be Glenn, Griffin, Ken, Jon Proctor, and even Paul Valle III, plus GCR intern “Prince” Charles Greer will be joining in on the fun. At stake? A Tom Brady style underwear pic that will have to go up on the Glenn Clark Radio Twitter for 24 hours.
And here are the props including all our picks ATS at the bottom:
Coin Toss: Heads or Tails
Glenn: Tails, Griffin: Heads, Paul: Tails, Jon: Tails, Kyle: Heads, Andrew: Heads, Ken: Heads, Charles: Tails
National Anthem: Over/Under 2 min 2 secs (performed by Chris Stapleton)
Glenn: Under, Griffin: Under, Paul: Under, Jon: Under, Kyle: Over, Andrew: Over, Ken: Over, Charles: Over
Will Travis Kelce score a touchdown?
Glenn: Yes, Griffin: Yes, Paul: Yes, Jon: Yes, Kyle: Yes, Andrew: Yes, Ken: Yes, Charles: Yes
Will there be a defensive/special teams touchdown?
Glenn: No, Griffin: No, Paul: Yes, Jon: No, Kyle: No, Andrew: No, Ken: No, Charles: Yes
Patrick Mahomes: Over/Under 292.5 passing yds
Glenn: Over, Griffin: Over, Paul: Under, Jon: Under, Kyle: Over, Andrew: Under, Ken: Under, Charles: Over
Jalen Hurts: Over/Under 291.5 passing + rushing yds
Glenn: Over, Griffin: Under, Paul: Under, Jon: Over, Kyle: Over, Andrew: Over, Ken: Over, Charles: Over
Distance of longest made field goal? Over/Under 46.5 yards
Glenn: Over, Griffin: Under, Paul: Over, Jon: Over, Kyle: Over, Andrew: Under, Ken: Over, Charles: Over
Point Total: Over/Under 50.5
Glenn: Over, Griffin: Over, Paul: Over, Jon: Under, Kyle: Under, Andrew: Over, Ken: Over, Charles: Over
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Philadelphia Eagles, Sunday, Feb. 12, 6:30 p.m., FOX (LINE: PHI -1.5)
Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Eagles, Paul: Eagles, Jon: Eagles, Kyle: Eagles, Andrew: Chiefs, Ken: Eagles, Charles: Chiefs
You can listen to the picks segment in its entirety and hear the guys’ thoughts and reasoning below:
One more look at the final standings before the Super Bowl:
