During the 2022 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Oppenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, and Ken Zalis, choose the nine most interesting football games that week, and make their picks against the spread. The loser at season’s end has to eat a worm burger while dressed as Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, including having your hair dyed…if you don’t have hair to dye, dye your beard (*hem* Stetka),  and will have to both execute “The Worm” (Scotty 2 Hotty) but also take a Rikishi style stinkface. This week, Ken Zalis does something that he hasn’t done in, maybe years, just look at his pick for the first game…

NCAA

Purdue Boilermakers @ Maryland Terrapins, Saturday, Oct. 8, 12:00 p.m., BTN (LINE: UMD -3.5)

Glenn: Purdue, Griffin: UMD, Paul: UMD, Jon: UMD, Kyle: Purdue, Andrew: Purdue, Ken: UMD

Texas Longhorns vs Oklahoma Sooners, Saturday, Oct. 8, 12:00 p.m., ABC (LINE: TEX -7.0) (The “Red River Showdown” played at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas) 

Glenn: Oklahoma, Griffin: Texas, Paul: Texas, Jon: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Andrew: Texas, Ken: Texas

No. 17 Texas Christian Horned Frogs @ No. 19 Kansas Jayhawks, Saturday, Oct. 8, 12:00 p.m., FS1 (LINE: TCU -7.0) 

Glenn: Kansas, Griffin: Kansas, Paul: TCU, Jon: TCU, Kyle: TCU, Andrew: TCU, Ken: TCU

NFL

New York Giants vs. Green Bay Packers, Sunday, Oct. 9, 9:30 a.m., NFL Network (LINE: GB -7.5) (played at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London)

Glenn: Giants, Griffin: Giants, Paul: Giants, Jon: Giants, Kyle: Packers, Andrew: Packers, Ken: Packers

Los Angeles Chargers @ Cleveland Browns, Sunday, Oct. 9, 1:00 p.m., CBS  (LINE: LAC -2.5)

Glenn: Chargers, Griffin: Browns, Paul: Chargers, Jon: Chargers, Kyle: Chargers, Andrew: Chargers, Ken: Chargers

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Sunday, Oct. 9, 1:00  p.m., FOX  (LINE: TB -9.0)

Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Falcons, Paul: Bucs, Jon: Falcons, Kyle: Bucs, Andrew: Bucs, Ken: Falcons

Dallas Cowboys @ Los Angeles Rams, Sunday, Oct. 9, 4:25 p.m., FOX (LINE: LAR -5.5)

Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Cowboys, Paul: Cowboys, Jon: Cowboys, Kyle: Cowboys, Andrew: Rams, Ken: Cowboys

Philadelphia Eagles @ Arizona Cardinals, Sunday, Oct. 9, 4:25 p.m., FOX (LINE: PHI -5.5)

Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Eagles, Paul: Eagles, Jon: Cardinals, Kyle: Eagles, Andrew: Cardinals, Ken: Eagles

Cincinnati Bengals @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday, Oct. 9, 8:20 p.m., NBC  (LINE: BAL -3.0)

Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Jon: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Andrew: Ravens, Ken: Ravens

Here is a look at the updated standings along with last week’s results as we head into Week 5 of the NFL:

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