During the 2022 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Oppenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka and Ken Zalis, choose the nine most interesting football games that week, and make their picks against the spread. The loser at season’s end has to eat a worm burger while dressed as Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, including having your hair dyed…if you don’t have hair to dye, dye your beard (*hem* Stetka), and will have to both execute “The Worm” (Scotty 2 Hotty) but also take a Rikishi style stinkface.
Miserable week 1 of college football Andrew Stetka but Glenn, Griffin and Jon didn’t fair too much better. KZ leads the way as we head into NFL season and here’s a look at the full Week 1 results:
Some extra dirt on the line this week because Glenn and Griffin made a side bet during Wednesday’s show that the head-to-head loser this week would have to try the Richard Petty “Mayo and Pepper” sandwich during Monday’s show…Here’s this week’s slate of games and picks:
NCAA
Maryland Terrapins @ Charlotte Miners, Saturday, Sept. 10, 3:30 p.m., FuboTV or Stadium (LINE: UMD -26.5)
Glenn: UMD, Griffin: UMD, Paul: UMD, Jon: UMD, Kyle: UMD, Andrew: UMD, Ken: CLT
No. 20 Kentucky Wildcats @ No. 12 Florida Gators, Saturday, Sept. 10, 7:00 p.m., ESPN (LINE: FLA -5.5)
Glenn: UK, Griffin: UK, Paul: Florida, Jon: Florida, Kyle: UK, Andrew: Florida, Ken: UK
No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide @ Texas Longhorns, Saturday, Sept. 10, 12 p.m., FOX (LINE: BAMA -20.5)
Glenn: Bama, Griffin: Bama, Paul: Bama, Jon: Bama, Kyle: Bama, Andrew: Texas, Ken: Bama
NFL
Buffalo Bills @ Los Angeles Rams, Thursday, Sept. 8, 8:20 p.m., NBC (LINE: BUF -2.5)
Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Rams, Paul: Rams, Jon: Bills, Kyle: Rams, Andrew: Rams, Ken: Rams
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals, Sunday, Sept. 11, 1 p.m., CBS (LINE: CIN -6.5)
Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Bengals, Paul: Bengals, Jon: Steelers, Kyle: Steelers, Andrew: Steelers, Ken: Steelers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Dallas Cowboys, Sunday, Sept. 11, 8:20 p.m., NBC (LINE: TB -2.5)
Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Bucs, Paul: Cowboys, Jon: Bucs, Kyle: Bucs, Andrew: Cowboys, Ken: Cowboys
Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Sept. 11, 4:25 p.m., FOX (LINE: GB -1.5)
Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Vikings, Paul: Vikings, Jon: Vikings, Kyle: Vikings, Andrew: Vikings, Ken: Vikings
Las Vegas Raiders @ Los Angeles Chargers, Sunday, Sept. 11, 4:25 p.m., CBS (LINE: LAC -3.5)
Glenn: Raiders, Griffin: Raiders, Paul: Raiders, Jon: Chargers, Kyle: Raiders, Andrew: Chargers, Ken: Chargers
Baltimore Ravens @ New York Jets, Sunday, Sept. 11, 1 p.m., CBS (LINE: BAL -7.5)
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Jon: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Andrew: Jets, Ken: Ravens