Maryland is what matters. All that matters. Nothing else matters. Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Wednesday, March 24.

ESPN2-NCAA Women’s Tournament: Alabama/Maryland (1), Oregon/Georgia (3), Northwestern/Louisville (5), Iowa State/Texas A&M (7), Texas/UCLA (9)
ESPNU-NCAA Women’s Tournament: Wright State/Missouri State (3), Belmont/Indiana (5), BYU/Arizona (7)
BTN-Rutgers/Maryland women’s volleyball (7)
ESPN+-UMBC/Binghamton lacrosse (4)
ESPN-Celtics/Bucks (7:30), Nets/Jazz (10)
NBCSN-Ducks/Wild (5:30), Sabres/Penguins (8), Kings/Sharks (10:30)
FS1-CONCACAF Olympics Qualifying: USMNT/Mexico (9:30)
Golf Channel-WGC Match Play Day 1 (2)
105.7 The Fan/MLB.tv-Orioles/Red Sox (6)-Dean Kremer/Nathan Eovaldi
MLB Net-Braves/Pirates (1), Athletics/White Sox (4)
USA-WWE NXT (8)
TNT-AEW Dynamite (8)
CW-Riverdale (8), Nancy Drew (9)
FX-Snowfall (10)
SyFy-Resident Alien (10)
NBC-The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon feat. Alexander Skarsgård, Karol G (11:35), Late Night with Seth Meyers feat. Kevin Bacon, Retta, Ash Soan (12:35am)
CBS-The Late Show with Stephen Colbert feat. Sharon Stone, Ken Burns 11:35), The Late Late Show with James Corden feat. Minnie Driver, Benny Blanco + Gracie Abrams (12:35am)
ABC-The Goldbergs (8), American Housewife (8:30), The Conners (9), Call Your Mother (9:30)
TBS-Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (10:30)

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