Before we totally move on, we take one more opportunity to address the big story of the week. How goddamn weird is it that Paul Mittermeier has never consumed ONE GODDAMN BANANA in HIS ENTIRE LIFE? Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Thursday, February 11.

NEC Front Row-LIU/Mount St. Mary’s (7)
CBSSN-“Big House, The Pearl & The Triumph of Winston-Salem State” (7), UNLV/Boise State (10)
ESPN2-Purdue/Minnesota (5), Cincinnati/Memphis (7), ATP WTA Australian Open (9)-coverage on Tennis Channel at 6
ESPN-Iowa State/Kansas (7), Oregon/Arizona State (9)
FS1-NASCAR Duel at Daytona (7), UCLA/Washington State (11)
ESPNU-Colorado/Stanford (7), Eastern Kentucky/Belmont (9)
Pac-12 Net-Utah/Cal (6), Oregon State/Arizona (8), USC/Washington (10)
TNT-Heat/Rockets (7:30), 76ers/Blazers (10)
Golf Channel-PGA Pebble Beach Pro-Am (3)
WWE Net-NXT UK (3)
FOX-Call Me Kat (9), Last Man Standing (9:30)
Discovery-Battlebots (8)
Comedy Central-The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah (11)
NBC-Mr. Mayor (8), Superstore (8:30), Law & Order: SVU (9), The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon feat. Cardi B, Alex Moffat, Lang Lang (11:35), Late NIght with Seth Meyers feat Will Forte, Annie Mumolo (12:35am)
CBS-Young Sheldon (8), B-Positive (8:30), The Unicorn (9:30),Clarice (10), The Late Show with Stephen Colbert feat. Blake Shelton (11:35), The Late Late Show with James Corden feat. Mila Kunis, Robin Thicke (12:35am)
ABC-Jimmy Kimmel Live feat. Kevin James, Kat Dennings, Mammoth WVH (11:35)

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