I need five points from Mason Crosby and Aaron Jones to not score more than 17 points and for us to not have to worry about any more football games happening if possible, please. Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Monday, October 5.

CBS-Patriots/Chiefs (7)
ESPN-Falcons/Packers (8:50)
TBS-Astros/Athletics Game 1 (4)-Lance McCullers Jr./Chris Bassitt, Yankees/Rays Game 1 (8)-Gerrit Cole/Blake Snell
Tennis Channel-French Open (5a)
USA-WWE Raw (8)
HBO-The Third Day (9), We Are Who We Are (10)
Comedy Central- The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah (11)
NBC-American Ninja Warrior (8), The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon feat. Daniel Craig, Billie Eilish, Finneas (11:35), Late Night with Seth Myers feat. Jessica Chastain, John Slattery (12:35am)
CBS-The Late Show with Stephen Colbert feat. Jon Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi (11:35), The Late Late Show with James Corden feat. Seth MacFarlane, the Jaded Hearts Club (12:35am)
ABC-Jimmy Kimmel Live (11:35)

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