I have absolutely zero idea of how to explain the Orioles either. But I’ll do my best to enjoy it like you, whatever this is. Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Wednesday, September 9.

MASN-Orioles/Mets (7)-Jorge Lopez/Rick Porcello
MLB Net-Royals/Indians (6), Dodgers/Diamondbacks (9:30)
FS1-White Sox/Pirates (7)
YouTube-Brewers/Tigers (1)
NBCSN-Tour de France Stage 11 (7:30a), Islanders/Lightning Game 2 (8)
ESPN-U.S. Open Quarterfinals (12)-coverage moves to ESPN2 at 7; Raptors/Celtics Game 6 (6:30), Clippers/Nuggets Game 4 (9)
CBSSN-Atlanta Dream/Chicago Sky (8), Dallas Wings/Seattle Storm (10)
TNT-AEW Dynamite (8)
CW-The 100 (8), Coroner (9)
Comedy Central- The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah (11)
NBC-The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon feat. Kevin Hart, Josh Charles, Chika (11:35), Late Night with Seth Myers feat. John Cleese, Glenn Howerton (12:35am)
CBS-The Late Late Show with James Corden feat. Gabrielle Union, Nick Cave (12:35am)
ABC-Jimmy Kimmel Live feat. Rainn Wilson, guest host Brad Paisley (11:35)  
TBS-Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (10:30), Conan feat. Beth Stelling (11)

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