The guy walked over the volcano. There was no risk. If he had mis-stepped, how does anything change? Yet everyone at Jon Proctor Trivia last night was f*cking staring at the screen. Amazing country. Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Thursday, March 5.

Patriot League Network-Patriot League Tournament: Navy/Boston University (7) State/Morgan State (7:30) State/UMES (7:30)
FS1-Nebraska/Michigan (6:30), Washington State/Arizona (10:30)
ESPN-Illinois/Ohio State (7), Wichita State/Memphis (9)
CBSSN-Mountain West Tournament: Air Force/San Diego State (2:30), Boise State/UNLV (5); Houston/UConn (7), Mountain West Tournament: New Mexico/Utah State (9), Wyoming/Nevada (11:30)
ESPN2-SheBelieves Cup: USWNT/England (7), Washington/Arizona State (9), Cal/Oregon (11)
ESPNU-North Carolina A&T/North Carolina Central (7)
Pac-12 Net-Stanford/Oregon State (9)
NBCSW-Capitals/Rangers (7)
NBCSN-Hurricanes/Flyers (7)
TNT-Clippers/Rockets (8), Raptors/Warriors (10:30)
Golf Channel-PGA Arnold Palmer Invitational Round 1 (2)
105.7 The Fan-Twins/Orioles (3)-Homer Bailey/Keegan Akin
MASN-Cardinals/Nationals (6)-also on MLB Net nationally
MLB Net-Yankees/Tigers (1)
FX-Better Things (10)
FOX-Last Man Standing (8), Outmatched (8:30), Deputy (9)
USA-The Sinner (9), Briarpatch (10)
SHO-Desus & Mero feat. Nick Kroll (11)
Comedy Central-The Daily Show with Trevor Noah feat. Judith Heumann (11), Lights Out with David Spade feat. Brian Kiley, Jen Kirkman, Preacher Lawson (11:30)  
CBS-The Unicorn (8:30), Mom (9), Carol’s Second Act (9:30), Tommy (10), The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (11:35), The Late Late Show with James Corden feat. Liv Tyler, Norman Reedus, Blackbear (12:35am)
NBC-Superstore (8), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (8:30), Will & Grace (9), Indebted (9:30), Law & Order: SVU (10), The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon feat. Daniel Craig, Whitney Cummings, Puss N Boots (11:35), Late Night with Seth Myers feat. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, James Taylor, Glen Sobel (12:35am)
ABC-Station 19 (8), Grey’s Anatomy (9), A Million Little Things (10), Jimmy Kimmel Live feat. Eric Andre, Phantogram (11:35)  
TBS-Conan feat. Marshawn Lynch (11)

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