🎵Guess what’s back, back again. Picks are back, tell a friend! 🎵 That’s right, football season is upon us and with it is the annual Glenn Clark Radio Picks league where we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions! (at least I guess, because Glenn still hasn’t been punished for losing last season…)
A familiar group re-enters the arena, no newcomers and all 12 men from a season ago holdover into 2025: Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn, Joe Serpico and James Revere. James is our reigning champion, but the real purpose of this exercise is to avoid losing and coming in dead last. This year’s punishment will entail a play on the ‘24-hour game’ in which the loser will have to spend 24 hours in the establishment of one of our PressBox partners, and chances to shave off time by completing various tasks or consuming certain foods. And for our friend Andrew Stetka–who so badly wants out of the league–understanding of the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing.
A refresher on how the game works, the game will select the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
No NFL this week, so we pick six games from a stacked Week 1 College Football slate:
VMI Keydets @ Navy Midshipmen, Saturday Aug. 30, 12:00 p.m., CBSSN [NAVY -41.5] *odds via OddsShark.com*
Andrew: Navy
Glenn: Navy
Griffin: Navy
James: Navy
Jeremy: Navy
Joe: Navy
John: Navy
Proctor: Navy
Ken: VMI
Kyle: Navy
Paul: VMI
Ryan: Navy
No. 1 Texas Longhorns @ No. 3 Ohio State Buckeyes, Saturday Aug. 30, 12:00 p.m., FOX [OSU -1.5]
Andrew: Ohio State
Glenn: Ohio State
Griffin: Texas
James: Ohio State
Jeremy: Ohio State
Joe: Texas
John: Texas
Proctor: Ohio State
Ken: Texas
Kyle: Ohio State
Paul: Texas
Ryan: Texas
No. 9 LSU Tigers @ No. 4 Clemson Tigers, Saturday Aug. 30, 7:30 p.m., ABC [CLEM -3.5]
Andrew: Clemson
Glenn: Clemson
Griffin: Clemson
James: Clemson
Jeremy: Clemson
Joe: LSU
John: LSU
Proctor: Clemson
Ken: Clemson
Kyle: Clemson
Paul: Clemson
Ryan: LSU
No. 6 Notre Dame Fighting Irish @ No. 10 Miami Hurricanes, Sunday Aug. 31, 7:30 p.m., ABC [ND -2.5]
Andrew: Miami
Glenn: Notre Dame
Griffin: Notre Dame
James: Miami
Jeremy: Miami
Joe: Notre Dame
John: Notre Dame
Proctor: Miami
Ken: Miami
Kyle: Notre Dame
Paul: Notre Dame
Ryan: Notre Dame
TCU Horned Frogs @ North Carolina Tar Heels, Monday Sept. 1, 8:00 p.m., ESPN [TCU -3.5]
Andrew: North Carolina
Glenn: TCU
Griffin: TCU
James: TCU
Jeremy: North Carolina
Joe: TCU
John: North Carolina
Proctor: TCU
Ken: TCU
Kyle: TCU
Paul: North Carolina
Ryan: TCU
Florida Atlantic Owls vs. Maryland Terrapins, Saturday Aug. 30, 12:00 p.m., BTN [UMD -14.5]
Andrew: FAU
Glenn: Maryland
Griffin: Maryland
James: Maryland
Jeremy: FAU
Joe: Maryland
John: Maryland
Proctor: Maryland
Ken: Maryland
Kyle: Maryland
Paul: Maryland
Ryan: Maryland
To watch as the boys–Glenn, Griffin and KZ–go over the slate and explain their picks, click play on the player below, starting at the 47:57 mark:
For just audio, click play here:

