During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
We’ll pick eight NFL games this week with Army/Navy the only college game on the slate. So without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Week 15 of the NFL season:
Navy Midshipmen vs. No. 22 Army Black Knights, Saturday Dec. 14, 3:00 p.m., CBS [ARMY -6.5] – from Northwest Stadium in Landover, MD
Andrew: Army, Glenn: Navy, Griffin: Army, James: Army, Jeremy: Navy, Joe: Army, John: Navy, Proctor: Army, Ken: Army, Kyle: Navy, Paul: Army, Ryan: Navy
Los Angeles Rams @ San Francisco 49ers, Thursday Dec. 12, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [SF -3.0]
Andrew: 49ers, Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Rams, James: 49ers, Jeremy: 49ers, Joe: 49ers, John: 49ers, Proctor: Rams, Ken: Rams, Kyle: 49ers, Paul: Rams, Ryan: Rams
Miami Dolphins @ Houston Texans, Saturday Dec. 15, 1:00 p.m., CBS [HOU -3.0]
Andrew: Dolphins, Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Texans, James: Texans, Jeremy: Dolphins, Joe: Texans, John: Dolphins, Proctor: Texans, Ken: Texans, Kyle: Texans, Paul: Dolphins, Ryan: Dolphins
Indianapolis Colts @ Denver Broncos, Sunday Dec. 15, 4:25 p.m., CBS [DEN -4.0]
Andrew: Broncos, Glenn: Broncos, Griffin: Broncos, James: Broncos, Jeremy: Colts, Joe: Colts, John: Broncos, Proctor: Broncos, Ken: Broncos, Kyle: Colts, Paul: Broncos, Ryan: Broncos
Buffalo Bills @ Detroit Lions, Sunday Dec. 15, 4:25 p.m., CBS [DET -2.5]
Andrew: Lions, Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Lions, James: Bills, Jeremy: Lions, Joe: Lions, John: Bills, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, Kyle: Lions, Paul: Lions, Ryan: Bills
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Los Angeles Chargers, Sunday Dec. 15, 4:25 p.m., FOX [LAC -3.0]
Andrew: Chargers, Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Bucs, James: Bucs, Jeremy: Chargers, Joe: Chargers, John: Bucs, Proctor: Chargers, Ken: Bucs, Kyle: Bucs, Paul: Bucs, Ryan: Chargers
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Philadelphia Eagles, Sunday Dec. 15, 4:25 p.m., FOX [PHI -5.5]
Andrew: Steelers, Glenn: Steelers, Griffin: Steelers, James: Eagles, Jeremy: Eagles, Joe: Eagles, John: Steelers, Proctor: Steelers, Ken: Steelers, Kyle: Eagles, Paul: Steelers, Ryan: Steelers
Green Bay Packers @ Seattle Seahawks, Sunday Dec. 15, 8:20 p.m., NBC [GB -3.0]
Andrew: Packers, Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Packers, James: Packers, Jeremy: Packers, Joe: Packers, John: Seahawks, Proctor: Seahawks, Ken: Packers, Kyle: Seahawks, Paul: Packers, Ryan: Packers
Baltimore Ravens @ New York Giants, Sunday Dec. 15, 1:00 p.m., CBS [BAL -16.5]
Andrew: Giants, Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Giants, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Giants, John: Giants, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Giants
Here is a look at the updated table as we head into the weekend:
You can watch and listen as Glenn, Griffin and KZ go over the weekend’s slate by clicking play below (starting at the 35:35 mark on YouTube):
