During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Thanksgiving week!
Maryland Terrapins @ No. 4 Penn State Nittany Lions, Saturday Nov. 30, 3:30 p.m., BTN [PSU -24.5]
Andrew: Penn State, Glenn: Penn State, Griffin: Penn State, James: Penn State, Jeremy: Penn State, Joe: Penn State, John: Penn State, Proctor: Penn State, Ken: Penn State, Kyle: Penn State, Paul: Penn State, Ryan: Maryland
No. 15 South Carolina Gamecocks @ No. 12 Clemson Tigers, Saturday Nov. 30, 12:00 p.m., ESPN [CLEM -2.5]
Andrew: South Carolina, Glenn: Clemson, Griffin: South Carolina, James: South Carolina, Jeremy: Clemson, Joe: Clemson, John: Clemson, Proctor: Clemson, Ken: Clemson, Kyle: Clemson, Paul: South Carolina, Ryan: Clemson
No. 3 Texas Longhorns @ No. 20 Texas A&M, Saturday Nov. 30, 7:30 p.m., ABC [TEX -5.5]
Andrew: Texas, Glenn: Texas, Griffin: Texas, James: Texas, Jeremy: Texas A&M, Joe: Texas, John: Texas, Proctor: Texas A&M, Ken: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Paul: Texas, Ryan: Texas
Miami Dolphins @ Green Bay Packers, Thursday Nov. 28, 8:20 p.m., NBC [GB -3.5]
Andrew: Packers, Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Packers, James: Packers, Jeremy: Dolphins, Joe: Packers, John: Packers, Proctor: Dolphins, Ken: Packers, Kyle: Packers, Paul: Dolphins, Ryan: Dolphins
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals, Sunday Dec. 1, 1:00 p.m., CBS [CIN -3.0]
Andrew: Steelers, Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Steelers, James: Steelers, Jeremy: Steelers, Joe: Bengals, John: Steelers, Proctor: Bengals, Ken: Bengals, Kyle: Steelers, Paul: Bengals, Ryan: Steelers
Los Angeles Chargers @ Atlanta Falcons, Sunday Dec. 1, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LAC -1.5]
Andrew: Chargers, Glenn: Falcons, Griffin: Falcons, James: Falcons, Jeremy: Falcons, Joe: Chargers, John: Chargers, Proctor: Chargers, Ken: Chargers, Kyle: Chargers, Paul: Chargers, Ryan: Chargers
Arizona Cardinals @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Dec. 1, 1:00 p.m., CBS [MIN -3.5]
Andrew: Vikings, Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Vikings, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Cardinals, Joe: Vikings, John: Vikings, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Cardinals, Paul: Vikings, Ryan: Vikings
San Francisco 49ers @ Buffalo Bills, Sunday Dec. 1, 8:20 p.m., NBC [BUF -6.5]
Andrew: Bills, Glenn: 49ers, Griffin: Bills, James: Bills, Jeremy: 49ers, Joe: Bills, John: Bills, Proctor: Bills, Ken: Bills, Kyle: Bills, Paul: 49ers, Ryan: Bills
Philadelphia Eagles @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Dec. 1, 4:25 p.m., CBS [BAL -3.0]
Andrew: Ravens, Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Eagles, John: Eagles, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Eagles
Here is the updated table as we head into Thanksgiving:
You can watch and listen as Glenn, Griffin and KZ go over this weekend’s slate by clicking play below (starting at the 1:04:39 mark):
Photo credit: Shawn Hubbard/Baltimore Ravens
