During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Week 6 of the NFL season amidst a packed College Football weekend:
Northwestern Wildcats @ Maryland Terrapins, Friday Oct. 11, 8:00 p.m., FS1 [UMD -10.5]
Andrew: Northwestern, Glenn: Northwestern, Griffin: Maryland, James: Maryland, Jeremy: Northwestern, Joe: Maryland, John: Maryland, Proctor: Maryland, Ken: Northwestern, Kyle: Maryland, Paul: Maryland, Ryan: Northwestern
No. 1 Texas Longhorns vs No. 18 Oklahoma Sooners, Saturday Oct. 12, 3:30 p.m., ABC [TEX -14.5] – Allstate Red River Rivalry from the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, TX
Andrew: Oklahoma, Glenn: Oklahoma, Griffin: Oklahoma, James: Texas, Jeremy: Texas, Joe: Oklahoma, John: Texas, Proctor: Texas, Ken: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Paul: Texas, Ryan: Oklahoma
No. 2 Ohio State Buckeyes @ No. 3 Oregon Ducks, Saturday Oct. 12, 7:30 p.m., NBC [OSU -3.0]
Andrew: Ohio State, Glenn: Oregon, Griffin: Oregon, James: Ohio State, Jeremy: Oregon, Joe: Oregon, John: Ohio State, Proctor: Oregon, Ken: Oregon, Kyle: Ohio State, Paul: Ohio State, Ryan: Oregon
San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks, Thursday Oct. 10, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [SF -3.5]
Andrew: 49ers, Glenn: Seahawks, Griffin: Seahawks, James: Seahawks, Jeremy: Seahawks, John: Seahawks, Proctor: Seahawks, Ken: 49ers, Kyle: 49ers, Paul: Seahawks, Ryan: Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints, Sunday Oct. 13, 1:00 p.m., FOX [TB -3.5]
Andrew: Saints, Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Bucs, James: Saints, Jeremy: Saints, Joe: Saints, John: Bucs, Proctor: Bucs, Ken: Bucs, Kyle: Bucs, Paul: Bucs, Ryan: Bucs
Arizona Cardinals @ Green Bay Packers, Sunday Oct. 13, 1:00 p.m., FOX [GB -5.0]
Andrew: Cardinals, Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Packers, James: Packers, Jeremy: Packers, Joe: Packers, John: Packers, Proctor: Cardinals, Ken: Packers, Kyle: Cardinals, Paul: Packers, Ryan: Cardinals
Los Angeles Chargers @ Denver Broncos, Sunday Oct. 13, 4:05 p.m., CBS [LAC -3.0]
Andrew: Broncos, Glenn: Chargers, Griffin: Chargers, James: Chargers, Jeremy: Chargers, Joe: Broncos, John: Chargers, Proctor: Chargers, Ken: Broncos, Kyle: Broncos, Paul: Broncos, Ryan: Broncos
Detroit Lions @ Dallas Cowboys, Sunday Oct. 13, 4:25 p.m., FOX [DET -3.0]
Andrew: Lions, Glenn: Lions, Griffin: Lions, James: Lions, Jeremy: Lions, Joe: Lions, John: Lions, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, Kyle: Cowboys, Paul: Lions, Ryan: Lions
Washington Commanders @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Oct. 13, 1:00 p.m., CBS [BAL -6.5]
Andrew: Ravens, Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Ravens, John: Commanders, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens (by 24), Kyle: Commanders, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Commanders
An updated look at the table:
You can watch as the guys make their picks here, starting at the 1:28:54 mark:
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