During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. With it being Week 1 of the College season, and still no NFL games yet, we will pick seven of the biggest college games going on over Labor Day weekend.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate for Week 1 of the College Football season:
North Dakota State Bison @ Colorado Buffaloes, Thursday Aug. 29, 8:00 p.m., ESPN [COLO -10.0]
Glenn: NDSU, Griffin: Colorado, Paul: Colorado, Kyle: NDSU, Proctor: Colorado, Ken: Colorado, John: NDSU, Ryan: Colorado, Andrew: Colorado, Jeremy: NDSU, Joe: Colorado, James: Colorado
No. 14 Clemson Tigers vs No. 1 Georgia Bulldogs, Saturday Aug. 31, 12:00 p.m., ABC [UGA -13.5] from Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta
Glenn: Georgia, Griffin: Georgia, Paul: Clemson, Kyle: Georgia, Proctor: Georgia, Ken: Georgia, John: Georgia, Ryan: Georgia, Andrew: Georgia, Jeremy: Georgia, Joe: Georgia, James: Georgia
No. 8 Penn State Nittany Lions @ West Virginia Mountaineers, Saturday Aug. 31, 12:00 p.m., FOX [PSU -8.0]
Glenn: Penn State, Griffin: Penn State, Paul: Penn State, Kyle: WVU, Proctor: Penn State, Ken: WVU, John: WVU, Ryan: Penn State, Andrew: WVU, Jeremy: Penn State, Joe: Penn State, James: Penn State
No. 19 Miami Hurricanes @ Florida Gators, Saturday Aug. 31, 3:30 p.m., ABC [MIA -2.5]
Glenn: Florida, Griffin: Florida, Paul: Florida, Kyle: Florida, Proctor: Florida, Ken: Miami, John: Miami, Ryan: Miami, Andrew: Florida, Jeremy: Miami, Joe: Miami, James: Miami
No. 7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish @ No. 20 Texas A&M Aggies, Saturday Aug. 31, 7:30 p.m., ABC [TAMU -3.0]
Glenn: Notre Dame, Griffin: Notre Dame, Paul: Texas A&M, Kyle: Texas A&M, Proctor: Texas A&M, Ken: Texas A&M, John: Notre Dame, Ryan: Notre Dame, Andrew: Texas A&M, Jeremy: Texas A&M, Joe: Notre Dame, James: Notre Dame
No. 23 USC Trojans vs No. 13 LSU Tigers, Sunday Sept. 1, 7:30 p.m., ABC [LSU -4.0] from Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas
Glenn: LSU, Griffin: LSU, Paul: LSU, Kyle: LSU, Proctor: LSU, Ken: LSU, John: USC, Ryan: LSU, Andrew: LSU, Jeremy: USC, Joe: LSU, James: LSU
UConn Huskies @ Maryland Terrapins, Saturday Aug. 31, 12:00 p.m., FS1 [UMD -20.5]
Glenn: Maryland, Griffin: Maryland, Paul: Maryland, Kyle: UConn, Proctor: Maryland, Ken: UConn, John: UConn, Ryan: Maryland, Andrew: Maryland, Jeremy: UConn, Joe: Maryland, James: Maryland
To listen as Glenn, Griffin and Joe go over the crew’s picks this week, click play below:
