During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
It’s the first weekend of the College Football Playoff so we’ll of course pick the four CFP games plus five NFL games this week, without further adieu:
No. 10 Indiana Hoosiers @ No. 7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Friday Dec. 20, 8:00 p.m., ABC/ESPN [ND -7.0]
Andrew: Notre Dame, Glenn: Notre Dame, Griffin: Notre Dame, James: Notre Dame, Jeremy: Notre Dame, Joe: Indiana, John: Notre Dame, Proctor:Notre Dame , Ken: Notre Dame, Kyle: Indiana, Paul: Notre Dame, Ryan: Indiana
No. 11 SMU Mustangs @ No. 6 Penn State Nittany Lions, Saturday Dec. 21, 12:00 p.m., TNT/Max [PSU -8.5]
Andrew: Penn State, Glenn: SMU, Griffin: SMU, James: Penn State, Jeremy: Penn State, Joe: Penn State, John: Penn State, Proctor: Penn State, Ken: Penn State, Kyle: SMU, Paul: Penn State, Ryan: SMU
No. 12 Clemson Tigers @ No. 5 Texas Longhorns, Saturday Dec. 21, 4:00 p.m., TNT/Max [TEX -12.0]
Andrew: Texas, Glenn: Clemson, Griffin: Texas, James: Texas, Jeremy: Texas, Joe: Texas, John: Texas, Proctor: Clemson, Ken: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Paul: Texas, Ryan: Clemson
No. 9 Tennessee Volunteers @ No. 8 Ohio State Buckeyes, Saturday Dec. 21, 8:00 p.m., ABC/ESPN [OSU -7.5]
Andrew: Tennessee, Glenn: Tennessee, Griffin: Tennessee, James: Ohio State, Jeremy: Ohio State, Joe: Ohio State, John: Tennessee, Proctor: Tennessee, Ken: Tennessee, Kyle: Ohio State, Paul: Tennessee, Ryan: Tennessee
Denver Broncos @ Los Angeles Chargers, Thursday Dec. 19, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [LAC -3.0]
Andrew: Chargers, Glenn: Chargers, Griffin: Broncos, James: Chargers, Jeremy: Chargers, Joe: Chargers, John: Broncos, Proctor: Broncos, Ken: Broncos, Kyle: Chargers, Paul: Broncos, Ryan: Broncos
Houston Texans @ Kansas City Chiefs, Saturday Dec. 21, 1:00 p.m., NBC [KC -3.5]
Andrew: Chiefs, Glenn: Chiefs, Griffin: Chiefs, James: Chiefs, Jeremy: Chiefs, Joe: Chiefs, John: Texans, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Texans, Kyle: Chiefs, Paul: Chiefs, Ryan: Chiefs
Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Commanders, Sunday Dec. 22, 1:00 p.m., FOX [PHI -3.5]
Andrew: Eagles, Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Eagles, James: Eagles, Jeremy: Commanders, Joe: Eagles, John: Eagles, Proctor: Eagles, Ken: Eagles, Kyle: Eagles, Paul: Eagles, Ryan: Eagles
Minnesota Vikings @ Seattle Seahawks, Sunday Dec. 22, 4:05 p.m., FOX [MIN -3.0]
Andrew: Seahawks, Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Vikings, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Seahawks, Joe: Vikings, John: Vikings, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Vikings, Paul: Vikings, Ryan: Vikings
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens, Saturday Dec. 21, 4:30 p.m., FOX [BAL -6.5]
Andrew: Ravens, Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Steelers, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Steelers, John: Steelers, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, Kyle: Steelers, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Steelers
Here is the updated table:
You can watch/listen below, start at the 1:51 mark on YouTube:
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