During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is this weekend’s slate, no more Maryland football unfortunately and the Ravens are on bye, but still plenty of big games:
No. 5 Georgia Bulldogs vs. No. 2 Texas Longhorns, Saturday Dec. 7, 4:00 p.m., ABC [TEX -2.5] – SEC Championship from Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta
Andrew: Georgia, Glenn: Texas, Griffin: Georgia, James: Georgia, Jeremy: Georgia, Joe: Georgia, John: Georgia, Proctor: Texas, Ken: Texas, Kyle: Texas, Paul: Texas, Ryan: Georgia
No. 17 Clemson Tigers vs. No. 8 SMU Mustangs, Saturday Dec. 7, 8:00 p.m., ABC [SMU -2.5] – ACC Championship from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte
Andrew: Clemson, Glenn: SMU, Griffin: SMU, James: Clemson, Jeremy: Clemson, Joe: SMU, John: SMU, Proctor: Clemson, Ken: SMU, Kyle: SMU, Paul: Clemson, Ryan: Clemson
No. 3 Penn State Nittany Lions @ No. 1 Oregon Ducks, Saturday Dec. 7, 8:00 p.m., CBS [ORE -3.5] – Big Ten Championship from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis
Andrew: Penn State, Glenn: Oregon, Griffin: Oregon, James: Oregon, Jeremy: Penn State, Joe: Oregon, John: Oregon, Proctor: Oregon, Ken: Oregon, Kyle: Oregon, Paul: Oregon, Ryan: Oregon
Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions, Thursday Dec. 5, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [DET -3.0]
Andrew: Lions, Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Lions, James: Lions, Jeremy: Lions, Joe: Lions, John: Packers, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, Kyle: Lions, Paul: Lions, Ryan: Lions
Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers, Sunday Dec. 8, 1:00 p.m., CBS [PIT -6.5]
Andrew: Browns, Glenn: Browns, Griffin: Steelers, James: Steelers, Jeremy: Browns, Joe: Browns, John: Steelers, Proctor: Steelers, Ken: Steelers, Kyle: Browns, Paul: Steelers, Ryan: Steelers
Atlanta Falcons @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Dec. 8, 1:00 p.m., FOX [MIN -6.0]
Andrew: Vikings, Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Vikings, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Falcons, Joe: Falcons, John: Falcons, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Falcons, Paul: Falcons, Ryan: Vikings
Seattle Seahawks @ Arizona Cardinals, Sunday Dec. 8, 4:05 p.m., CBS [ARI -2.5]
Andrew: Seahawks, Glenn: Cardinals, Griffin: Seahawks, James: Cardinals, Jeremy: Seahawks, Joe: Cardinals, John: Cardinals, Proctor: Seahawks, Ken: Seahawks, Kyle: Cardinals, Paul: Seahawks, Ryan: Cardinals
Buffalo Bills @ Los Angeles Rams, Sunday Dec. 8, 4:25 p.m., FOX [BUF -4.0]
Andrew: Bills, Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Bills, James: Bills, Jeremy: Rams, Joe: Bills, John: Bills, Proctor: Bills, Ken: Bills, Kyle: Bills, Paul: Rams, Ryan: Bills
Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs, Sunday Dec. 8, 8:20 p.m., NBC [KC -3.5]
Andrew: Chargers, Glenn: Chargers, Griffin: Chiefs, James: Chiefs, Jeremy: Chiefs, Joe: Chiefs, John: Chiefs, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Chiefs, Kyle: Chiefs, Paul: Chiefs, Ryan: Chiefs
Here is a look at the updated table, Glenn with a 3-game cushion as the league’s big loser:
You can watch as KZ, Griffin and Glenn go over the weekend’s slate starting at the 1:26:50 mark below:
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