During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Week 9 of the NFL season:
Navy Midshipmen @ Rice Owls, Saturday Nov. 2, 4:00 p.m., ESPN2 [NAVY -11.0]
Andrew: Navy, Glenn: Navy, Griffin: Navy, James: Navy, Jeremy: Rice, Joe: Navy, John: Navy, Proctor: Navy, Ken: Navy, Kyle: Navy, Paul: Navy, Ryan: Navy
No. 1 Oregon Ducks @ Michigan Wolverines, Saturday Nov. 2, 3:30 p.m., CBS [ORE -14.5]
Andrew: Oregon, Glenn: Michigan, Griffin: Oregon, James: Oregon, Jeremy: Michigan, Joe: Oregon, John: Oregon, Proctor: Oregon, Ken: Oregon, Kyle: Michigan, Paul: Oregon, Ryan: Oregon
No. 4 Ohio State Buckeyes @ No. 3 Penn State Nittany Lions, Saturday Nov. 2, 12:00 p.m., FOX [OSU -3.0]
Andrew: Ohio State, Glenn: Ohio State, Griffin: Ohio State, James: Penn State, Jeremy: Ohio State, Joe: Ohio State, John: Ohio State, Proctor: Penn State, Ken: Ohio State, Kyle: Penn State, Paul: Penn State, Ryan: Ohio State
Houston Texans @ New York Jets, Thursday Oct. 31, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [NYJ -2.0]
Andrew: Texans, Glenn: Texans, Griffin: Texans, James: Texans, Jeremy: Jets, Joe: Texans, John: Jets, Proctor: Texans, Ken: Texans, Kyle: Texans, Paul: Jets, Ryan: Jets
Chicago Bears @ Arizona Cardinals, Sunday Nov. 3, 4:05 p.m., CBS [ARI -1.5]
Andrew: Cardinals, Glenn: Bears, Griffin: Cardinals, James: Bears, Jeremy: Bears, Joe: Cardinals, John: Cardinals, Proctor: Bears, Ken: Cardinals, Kyle: Bears, Paul: Bears, Ryan: Bears
Los Angeles Rams @ Seattle Seahawks, Sunday Nov. 3, 4:25 p.m., FOX [LAR -1.5]
Andrew: Seahawks, Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Rams, James: Seahawks, Jeremy: Seahawks, Joe: Seahawks, John: Seahawks, Proctor: Rams, Ken: Rams, Kyle: Rams, Paul: Rams, Ryan: Rams
Detroit Lions @ Green Bay Packers, Sunday Nov. 3, 4:25 p.m., FOX [DET -3.5]
Andrew: Packers, Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Packers, James: Lions, Jeremy: Packers, Joe: Packers, John: Packers, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, Kyle: Lions, Paul: Packers, Ryan: Lions
Indianapolis Colts @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Nov. 3, 8:20 p.m., NBC [MIN -5.0]
Andrew: Vikings, Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Colts, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Colts, Joe: Colts, John: Vikings, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Vikings, Paul: Colts, Ryan: Colts
Denver Broncos @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Nov. 3, 1:00 p.m., CBS [BAL -9.5]
Andrew: Broncos, Glenn: Broncos, Griffin: Ravens, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Ravens, John: Broncos, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens (by 24), Kyle: Broncos, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Ravens
Here is an updated look at the table as we head into what is already Week 9 of the NFL season:
To watch along as Glenn, Ken, and Griffin make their selections for the week, click play below starting at the 45:42 mark:
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