During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Week 5 now of the NFL season:
Navy Midshipmen @ Air Force Falcons, Saturday Oct. 5, 12:00 p.m., CBS [Navy -10.0]
Andrew: Navy, Glenn: Navy, Griffin: Navy, James: Navy, Jeremy: Air Force, Joe: Navy, John: Navy, Proctor: Navy, Ken: Navy, Kyle: Navy, Paul: Navy, Ryan: Navy
Iowa Hawkeyes @ No. 3 Ohio State Buckeyes, Saturday Oct. 5, 3:30 p.m., CBS [OSU -20.5]
Andrew: Iowa, Glenn: Ohio State, Griffin: Ohio State, James: Ohio State, Jeremy: Ohio State, Joe: Ohio State, John: Ohio State, Proctor: Ohio State, Ken: Ohio State, Kyle: Ohio State, Paul: Iowa, Ryan: Iowa
No. 8 Miami Hurricane @ Cal Golden Bears, Saturday Oct. 5, 10:30 p.m., ESPN [MIA -10.0]
Andrew: Cal, Glenn: Miami, Griffin: Cal, James: Miami, Jeremy: Cal, Joe: Miami, John: Miami, Proctor: Miami, Ken: Miami, Kyle: Cal, Paul: Cal, Ryan: Miami
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons, Thursday Oct. 3, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [ATL -1.5]
Andrew: Bucs, Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Bucs, James: Bucs, Jeremy: Falcons, Joe: Falcons, John: Falcons, Proctor: Bucs, Ken: Falcons, Kyle: Falcons, Paul: Bucs, Ryan: Bucs
New York Jets vs. Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Oct. 6, 9:30 a.m., NFL Network [MIN -2.5] – from Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London
Andrew: Jets, Glenn: Jets, Griffin: Jets, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Jets, Joe: Jets, John: Vikings, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Jets, Paul: Jets, Ryan: Vikings
Buffalo Bills @ Houston Texans, Sunday Oct. 6, 1:00 p.m., CBS [BUF -1.0]
Andrew: Bills, Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Bills, James: Texans, Jeremy: Texans, Joe: Bills, John: Texans, Proctor: Texans, Ken: Bills, Kyle: Texans, Paul: Bills, Ryan: Texans
Cleveland Browns @ Washington Commanders, Sunday Oct. 6, 1:00 p.m., FOX [WSH -3.0]
Andrew: Commanders, Glenn: Commanders, Griffin: Browns, James: Commanders, Jeremy: Browns, Joe: Commanders, John: Commanders, Proctor: Commanders, Ken: Commanders, Kyle: Browns, Paul: Commanders, Ryan: Commanders
Dallas Cowboys @ Pittsburgh Steelers, Sunday Oct. 6, 8:20 p.m., NBC [PIT -2.5]
Andrew: Cowboys, Glenn: Cowboys, Griffin: Steelers, James: Steelers, Jeremy: Steelers, Joe: Cowboys, John: Steelers, Proctor: Cowboys, Ken: Steelers, Kyle: Steelers, Paul: Cowboys, Ryan: Cowboys
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals, Sunday Oct. 6, 1:00 p.m., CBS [BAL -2.5]
Andrew: Bengals, Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Ravens, James: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Bengals, John: Bengals, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Ravens
Below is an updated look at the table and the group’s selections for the week:
You can also listen as Glenn and Griffin run down this week’s slate with their reasoning behind each pick clicking the player below:
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