During the 2024 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Ken Zalis, Ryan Chell, John Keller, Jeremy Conn and two newcomers–Joe Serpico and James Revere–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread, three College Football games, six NFL games. Oh, and our friend Andrew Stetka is of course back for this season, he knows the rules, the only way out is to win the league, or SPECTACULARLY avoid losing. We will pick six of the top NFL games this weekend and three of the top College Football games.
Like always, the loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but one day we’ll get that approved. The 2024 Football season Loser will be punished under a Brazilian-themed umbrella with the NFL opening up in Brazil next weekend. The punishment for our ultimate loser is as follows: get a Brazilian–being waxed on-air, consume a Brazilian delicacy–Cuscuz Paulista–which just looks absolutely horrifying, the loser will also have to perform “Copacabana” and “Rio” by Duran Duran. And also absorb four strikes of some kind from our friend, former MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner, John Rallo.
Without further adieu, here is the slate as we head into Week 4 of the NFL season:
Maryland Terrapins @ Indiana Hoosiers, Saturday Sept. 28, 12:00 p.m., BTN [IU -7.0]
Andrew: Indiana, Glenn: Maryland, Griffin: Maryland, James: Indiana, Jeremy: Maryland, Joe: Maryland, John: Indiana, Proctor: Maryland, Ken: Indiana, Kyle: Indiana, Paul: Maryland, Ryan: Indiana
No. 19 Illinois Fighting Illini @ No. 9 Penn State Nittany Lions, Saturday Sept. 28, 7:30 p.m., NBC [PSU -19.0]
Andrew: Penn State, Glenn: Penn State, Griffin: Penn State, James: Penn State, Jeremy: Penn State, Joe: Penn State, John: Illinois, Proctor: Penn State, Ken: Illinois, Kyle: Illinois, Paul: Illinois, Ryan: Illinois
No. 2 Georgia Bulldogs @ No. 4 Alabama Crimson Tide, Saturday Sept. 28, 7:30 p.m., ABC [UGA -2.0]
Andrew: Alabama, Glenn: Georgia, Griffin: Georgia, James: Alabama, Jeremy: Georgia, Joe: Georgia, John: Alabama, Proctor: Georgia, Ken: Georgia, Kyle: Alabama, Paul: Georgia, Ryan: Alabama
New Orleans Saints @ Atlanta Falcons, Sunday Sept. 29, 1:00 p.m., FOX [ATL -2.5]
Andrew: Falcons, Glenn: Falcons, Griffin: Falcons, James: Saints, Jeremy: Falcons, Joe: Falcons, John: Falcons, Proctor: Falcons, Ken: Saints, Kyle: Saints, Paul: Falcons, Ryan: Falcons
Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers, Sunday Sept. 29, 1:00 p.m., CBS [GB -2.5]
Andrew: Packers, Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Vikings, James: Vikings, Jeremy: Packers, Joe: Packers, John: Packers, Proctor: Vikings, Ken: Vikings, Kyle: Packers, Paul: Vikings, Ryan: Vikings
Philadelphia Eagles @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Sunday Sept. 29, 1:00 p.m., FOX [PHI -2.0]
Andrew: Bucs, Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Bucs, James: Eagles, Jeremy: Bucs, Joe: Bucs, John: Bucs, Proctor: Eagles, Ken: Eagles, Kyle: Eagles, Paul: Bucs, Ryan: Eagles
Washington Commanders @ Arizona Cardinals, Sunday Sept. 2, 4:05 p.m., FOX [ARI -3.0]
Andrew: Cardinals, Glenn: Cardinals, Griffin: Cardinals, James: Cardinals, Jeremy: Cardinals, Joe: Cardinals, John: Cardinals, Proctor: Commanders, Ken: Cardinals, Kyle: Cardinals, Paul: Commanders, Ryan: Commanders
Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers, Sunday Sept. 29, 4:25 p.m., CBS [KC -7.5]
Andrew: Chargers, Glenn: Chargers, Griffin: Chiefs, James: Chiefs, Jeremy: Chiefs, Joe: Chargers, John: Chargers, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Chiefs, Kyle: Chiefs, Paul: Chiefs, Ryan: Chargers
Buffalo Bills @ Baltimore Ravens, Sunday Sept. 29, 8:20 p.m., NBC [BAL -2.5]
Andrew: Bills, Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, James: Bills, Jeremy: Ravens, Joe: Ravens, John: Bills, Proctor: Bills, Ken: Ravens, Kyle: Bills, Paul: Ravens, Ryan: Ravens
Below is an updated look at the table:
You can watch and listen as Glenn, Griffin and KZ go over this week’s slate by clicking play below, starting at the 0:28:53 mark:
Just the audio here:
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