During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread. Plus, the addition of Jeremy Conn, who is throwing his name in the hat as of last week, with the belief that he can catch our current losers and avoid being the ultimate loser.

The loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but close to it, the loser will be punished and in honor of Navy opening up the football season in Ireland, their punishment will be Irish-themed. The loser will eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee – Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as sing Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.

And with Glenn out on a boat somewhere this week, Stan ‘The Fan’ Charles joined in on the action this week and provided some of his analysis as well… Without further adieu, here is the slate for SUPER Wild Card Weekend:

Cleveland Browns @ Houston Texans, Saturday, Jan. 13, 4:30 p.m., NBC [LINE: CLE -2.5] 

Glenn: Texans, Griffin: Texans, Paul: Browns, Kyle: Browns, Proctor: Browns, Ken: Browns, John: Browns, Nick: Texans, Ryan: Browns, Andrew: Browns, Jeremy: Texans, Stan: Texans

Miami Dolphins @ Kansas City Chiefs, Saturday Jan. 13, 8:00 p.m., Peacock [LINE: KC -4.5]

Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Dolphins, Paul: Dolphins, Kyle: Chiefs, Proctor: Dolphins, Ken: Chiefs, John: Chiefs, Nick: Chiefs, Ryan: Chiefs, Andrew: Dolphins, Jeremy: Chiefs, Stan: Chiefs

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Buffalo Bills, Sunday Jan. 14, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: BUF -10.0]

Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Bills, Paul: Steelers, Kyle: Bills, Proctor: Steelers, Ken: Bills, John: Bills, Nick: Steelers, Ryan: Steelers, Andrew: Bills, Jeremy: Bills, Stan: Bills

Green Bay Packers @ Dallas Cowboys, Sunday Jan. 14, 4:30 p.m., FOX [LINE: DAL -7.5]

Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Packers, Paul: Packers, Kyle: Cowboys, Proctor: Packers, Ken: Cowboys, John: Cowboys, Nick: Cowboys, Ryan: Cowboys, Andrew: Cowboys, Jeremy: Cowboys, Stan: Cowboys

Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions, Sunday Jan. 14, 8:00 p.m., NBC [LINE: DET -3.0]

Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Lions, Paul: Rams, Kyle: Rams, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, John: Rams, Nick: Lions, Ryan: Rams, Andrew: Rams, Jeremy: Rams, Stan: Rams

Philadelphia Eagles @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Monday Jan. 15, 8:15 p.m., ESPN/ABC [LINE: PHI -3.0]

Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Eagles, Paul: Eagles, Kyle: Eagles, Proctor: Bucs, Ken: Bucs, John: Eagles, Nick: Bucs, Ryan: Eagles, Andrew: Eagles, Jeremy: Bucs, Stan: Bucs

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To watch as Stan, Griffin and KZ made their picks, click play below, starting at the 49:10 mark:

To listen, click play here:

And finally an updated look at the standings, Griffin will have to go 3-0 in games he picked opposite of Paul in order to have and chance of not coming in second to last…