During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread. Plus, the addition of Jeremy Conn, who is throwing his name in the hat as of last week, with the belief that he can catch our current losers and avoid being the ultimate loser.
The loser at season’s end will pay the ultimate penalty… Death!… Not actually, but close to it, the loser will be punished and in honor of Navy opening up the football season in Ireland, their punishment will be Irish-themed. The loser will eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee – Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as sing Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.
This week, to add a little more juice to the action, a side-bet. On Tuesday night’s Tyus Bowser Show, Tyus admitted that he enjoys spaghetti with ranch. Yes, you read that right, called it a “Southern thing.” Nonetheless, the loser of this week in picks will come in to consume, some Ranch Spaghetti. Joining in on the action this week as well, our friends Tim Barbalace and Dennis Schocket as well…
Now, without further adieu, here is the slate for NFL Week 16:
New Orleans Saints @ Los Angeles Rams, Thursday Dec. 21, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [LINE: LAR -4.0]
Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Rams, Paul: Rams, Kyle: Rams, Proctor: Rams, Ken: Rams, John: Rams, Nick: Rams, Ryan: Rams, Andrew: Rams, Jeremy: Saints, Tim: Rams, Dennis: Saints
Cincinnati Bengals @ Pittsburgh Steelers, Saturday Dec. 23, 4:30 p.m., NBC [LINE: CIN -2.0]
Glenn: Bengals, Griffin: Bengals, Paul: Bengals, Kyle: Steelers, Proctor: Bengals, Ken: Bengals, John: Bengals, Nick: Bengals, Ryan: Bengals, Andrew: Steelers, Jeremy: Steelers, Tim: Bengals, Dennis: Steelers
Indianapolis Colts @ Atlanta Falcons, Sunday Dec. 24, 1:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: ATL -1.0]
Glenn: Colts, Griffin: Colts, Paul: Colts, Kyle: Colts, Proctor: Colts, Ken: Falcons, John: Colts, Nick: Colts, Ryan: Colts, Andrew: Falcons, Jeremy: Falcons, Tim: Falcons, Dennis: Falcons
Detroit Lions @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday Dec. 24, 1:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: DET -3.0]
Glenn: Lions, Griffin: Lions, Paul: Lions, Kyle: Lions, Proctor: Lions, Ken: Lions, John: Lions, Nick: Lions, Ryan: Lions, Andrew: Lions, Jeremy: Vikings, Tim: Vikings, Dennis: Vikings
Cleveland Browns @ Houston Texans, Sunday Dec. 24, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: CLE -2.5]
Glenn: Browns, Griffin: Browns, Paul: Browns, Kyle: Browns, Proctor: Texans, Ken: Browns, John: Texans, Nick: Texans, Ryan: Browns, Andrew: Texans, Jeremy: Texans, Tim: Texans, Dennis: Browns
Las Vegas Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs, Monday Dec. 25, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: KC -10.0]
Glenn: Chiefs, Griffin: Chiefs, Paul: Chiefs, Kyle: Raiders, Proctor: Chiefs, Ken: Chiefs, John: Raiders, Nick: Raiders, Ryan: Raiders, Andrew: Raiders, Jeremy: Chiefs, Tim: Chiefs, Dennis: Chiefs
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Sunday Dec. 24, 4:05 p.m., CBS [LINE: EVEN]
Glenn: Jaguars, Griffin: Jaguars, Paul: Jaguars, Kyle: Jaguars, Proctor: Jaguars, Ken: Bucs, John: Jaguars, Nick: Jaguars, Ryan: Jaguars, Andrew: Bucs, Jeremy: Bucs, Tim: Jaguars, Dennis: Bucs
Dallas Cowboys @ Miami Dolphins, Sunday Dec. 24, 4:25 p.m., FOX [LINE: MIA -1.5]
Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Cowboys, Paul: Cowboys, Kyle: Cowboys, Proctor: Dolphins, Ken: Dolphins, John: Dolphins, Nick: Dolphins, Ryan: Cowboys, Andrew: Cowboys, Jeremy: Cowboys, Tim: Dolphins, Dennis: Cowboys
Baltimore Ravens @ San Francisco 49ers, Monday Dec. 25, 8:15 p.m., ABC [LINE: SF -5.5]
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Kyle: Ravens, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: 49ers, John: Ravens, Nick: 49ers, Ryan: Ravens, Andrew: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens, Tim: 49ers, Dennis: Ravens
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To watch as the guys all make their picks, click play below, starting at the 2:02:45 mark:
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Here’s an updated look at the standings:
