During the 2023 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we will again be continuing the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin Bass, Paul Valle III, Kyle Ottenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, Ken Zalis and three newcomers–Nick Kelly, John Keller and Ryan Chell–choose the nine most interesting games of the week’s football slate and make their picks against the spread.
The loser at season’s end will be punished for his sins. In honor of Navy opening up the season in Ireland, the loser has to eat tripe (cow stomach), Irish blood sausage, haggis, and an Irish Coffee – Will Levis style (mixed with mayo). In addition, to honor late Ravens RB Alex Collins, the loser will take an Irish dancing class and perform an Irish dance as well as Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” and “Zombie” by The Cranberries.
This week, our first side-bet of the season, Glenn and Griffin are going head-to-head and the loser will have use Dude Wipes new product, DUMP-kin Spice Wipes, while on camera during the show next week…
And without further adieu, here is the slate for Week 2:
Virginia Cavaliers @ Maryland Terrapins, Friday Sept. 15, 7:00 p.m., FS1 [LINE: UMD -14.5]
Glenn: Maryland, Griffin: Maryland, Paul: Virginia, Kyle: Virginia, Proctor: Maryland, Ken: Virginia, John: Maryland, Nick: Maryland, Ryan: Virginia, Andrew: Maryland
Navy Midshipmen @ Memphis Tigers, Thursday Sept. 14, 7:30 p.m., ESPN [LINE: MEM -14.0]
Glenn: Memphis, Griffin: Navy, Paul: Memphis, Kyle: Memphis, Proctor: Memphis, Ken: Memphis, John: Memphis, Nick: Memphis, Ryan: Navy, Andrew: Memphis
Colorado State Rams @ No. 18 Colorado Buffaloes, Saturday Sept. 16, 10:00 p.m., ESPN [LINE: COLO -23.0]
Glenn: Colorado, Griffin: Colorado, Paul: Colorado, Kyle: Colorado, Proctor: Colorado, Ken: Colorado, John: Colorado, Nick: Colorado, Ryan: Colorado, Andrew: Colorado State
Philadelphia Eagles @ Minnesota Vikings, Thursday Sept. 14, 8:15 p.m., Prime Video [LINE: MIN +6.0]
Glenn: Eagles, Griffin: Vikings, Paul: Vikings, Kyle: Eagles, Proctor: Eagles, Ken: Eagles, John: Vikings, Nick: Eagles, Ryan: Vikings, Andrew: Eagles
Green Bay Packers @ Atlanta Falcons, Sunday Sept. 17, 1:00 p.m., FOX [LINE: ATL +1.0]
Glenn: Packers, Griffin: Packers, Paul: Packers, Kyle: Packers, Proctor: Falcons, Ken: Packers, John: Packers, Nick: Packers, Ryan: Packers, Andrew: Packers
Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars, Sunday Sept. 17, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: JAX +3.5]
Glenn: Jaguars, Griffin: Jaguars, Paul: Chiefs, Kyle: Jaguars, Ken: Jaguars, Proctor: Chiefs, John: Chiefs, Nick: Chiefs, Ryan: Jaguars, Andrew: Jaguars
San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams, Sunday Sept. 17, 4:05 p.m., FOX [LINE: LAR +8.0]
Glenn: Rams, Griffin: Rams, Paul: 49ers, Kyle: 49ers, Proctor: 49ers, Ken: Rams, John: Rams, Nick: 49ers, Ryan: Rams, Andrew: Rams
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots, Sunday Sept. 17, 8:20 p.m., NBC [LINE: NE +3.0]
Glenn: Dolphins, Griffin: Dolphins, Paul: Dolphins, Kyle: Dolphins, Proctor: Patriots, John: Dolphins, Nick: Dolphins, Ryan: Dolphins, Andrew: Patriots
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals, Sunday Sept. 17, 1:00 p.m., CBS [LINE: CIN -3.0]
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Bengals, Kyle: Ravens, Proctor: Ravens, Ken: Bengals, John: Ravens, Nick: Bengals, Ryan: Ravens, Andrew: Ravens
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Here is a look at the updated season-long standings:
To watch today’s segment and hear the reasoning behind Glenn, Griffin and Ken’s picks, click play below starting at the 1:47:28 mark:
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