During the 2022 football season on Glenn Clark Radio, we continue the tradition of being held accountable for our flawed opinions. Glenn, Griffin, Paul Valle III, Kyle Oppenheimer, Jon Proctor, Andrew Stetka, and Ken Zalis, choose the nine most interesting football games that week, and make their picks against the spread. The loser at season’s end has to eat a worm burger while dressed as Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, including having your hair dyed…if you don’t have hair to dye, dye your beard (*hem* Stetka), and will have to both execute “The Worm” (Scotty 2 Hotty) but also take a Rikishi style stinkface.
We’re coming down the homestretch in the Picks contest, there’s still hope for Andrew Stetka but he will need to get on a roll starting with SUPER Wild Card Weekend. We’ll be doubling down with last week’s side-bet, the loser will be joining Jon Proctor in consumer a pork and beans popsicle (unless Jon loses again!). Joining Jon, Glenn, Griffin, and KZ on the side-bet will be Spring intern Charles Greer and our friend Melissa Kim from WBAL who sat in on Thursday’s show. Even Jeremy Conn from 105.7 The Fan is jumping in on the side-bet action. Here’s the SWCW slate:
NFL
Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco, Saturday, Jan. 14, 4:30 p.m., FOX (LINE: SF -9.5)
Glenn: 49ers, Griffin: Seahawks, Paul: 49ers, Jon: 49ers, Kyle: 49ers, Andrew: 49ers, Ken: 49ers, Charles: 49ers, Melissa: 49ers, Jeremy: 49ers
Los Angeles Chargers @ Jacksonville Jaguars, Saturday, Jan. 14, 8:15 p.m., NBC (LINE: JAC +2.5)
Glenn: Jaguars, Griffin: Jaguars, Paul: Chargers, Jon: Chargers, Kyle: Jaguars, Andrew: Jaguars, Ken: Jaguars, Charles: Jaguars, Melissa: Jaguars, Jeremy: Jaguars
Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills, Sunday, Jan. 15, 1:00 p.m., CBS (LINE: BUF -13.5)
Glenn: Bills, Griffin: Bills, Paul: Bills, Jon: Bills, Kyle: Bills, Andrew: Bills, Ken: Bills, Charles: Dolphins, Melissa: Bills, Jeremy: Dolphins
New York Giants @ Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Jan. 15, 4:30 p.m., FOX (LINE: MIN -3.0)
Glenn: Vikings, Griffin: Giants, Paul: Vikings, Jon: Giants, Kyle: Giants, Andrew: Vikings, Ken: Giants, Charles: Vikings, Melissa: Vikings, Jeremy: Giants
Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Monday, Jan. 16, 8:15 p.m., ESPN/ABC/ESPN 2 (LINE: TB +2.5)
Glenn: Bucs, Griffin: Bucs, Paul: Bucs, Jon: Cowboys, Kyle: Bucs, Andrew: Bucs, Ken: Cowboys, Charles: Bucs, Melissa: Bucs, Jeremy: Cowboys
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals, Sunday, Jan. 15, 8:15 p.m., NBC (LINE: CIN -8.5)
Glenn: Ravens, Griffin: Ravens, Paul: Ravens, Jon: Ravens, Kyle: Bengals, Andrew: Ravens, Ken: Bengals, Charles: Ravens, Melissa: Ravens, Jeremy: Ravens
You can listen to the segment in its entirety below to hear some rationale behind everyone’s picks:
Here’s a look at the updated standings as Andrew Stetka prepares to make a run out of last place… tread carefully, Paul Valle:
