Have we considered whether these leagues need, like, “snitches” for their bubbles? Like, someone who can just sorta be there to report whether they see a player wander away somewhere? I imagine I could take another week of the show off. Here’s your Totally Tubular rundown for Thursday, July 9.
ESPN-Philadelphia Union/NYCFC (9a), The Basketball Tournament (2), Top Rank Boxing: Jarrell Miller/Jerry Forrest (8)
NBCSN-AFC Bournemouth/Tottenham Hotspur (12:55), Aston Villa/Manchester United (3:10)
Golf Channel-PGA Charity Open Round 1 (3)
FS1-NASCAR Xfinity Series Kentucky (8)
